Deadbeat neighbor: “So I read where this Kerry guy is gonna postpone his nomination.”
Me: “Looks that way.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “And it’s all about money, right?”
Me: “It would seem so, yes.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Well, if he needs cash so bad, maybe he should just marry himself some super rich broad and use her money. That’s what I’d do.”
Me: “I may have underestimated you, Deadbeat neighbor.”
Don’t you know who I am? I’m Senator John Kerry…I’m married to a ketchup heiress, but I’m boinking Switzerland behind her back.
First time I’ve laughed all weekend. I’m going to try to use that line in the upcoming week.
Please do. I’ve been walking around the house saying it all day.
The protein wisdom wife, though, is not so easily amused.