I’m too drunk to write a poem —
though if you’d like, I’m happy to
eat a jar of pickled peppers for,
say, five bucks, a condom, and
a
sixer
of
MGD
draft…?
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How about a jar of those peppers that they have on the table at Steak & Shake ?
MGD? I’d hold out for some Chimay Gran Reserve if were you.
Five bucks?
You’re gonna have to put out.
Aren’t all poems written by people who are too drunk to weild a pen? Or a keyboard?
enablers, the lot of you
You too drunk to read the news? I think that’s gonna be Rather’s contention in his lawsuit against CBS:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/19/tv.ratherlawsuit.ap/index.html
The thing that always bugged me about Rather was his, you know, intense on-air demeanor. Other than that…
Is the point of his suit that SeeBS should have done a better job defending a couple of lying liars than they did?
I think “Rather also had his detractors” is one of those “all-time greatest understatements.”
Though maybe constant drunkenness helps explain Rather’s “folksy sayings” about frogs with handguns and the like.
What can I get for a four pack of Becks?
pffft
Make that a three pack of Becks
“I’m too drunk to write a poem –”
About time to start writing lyrics, then.
Old Dan’o is beginning to remind me of Gloria Swanson in Sunset Blvd.
they have nice hair for women their age
they look so sad though
That sounds bad. I might have to rethink this whole freedom thing. Props to Senator Warner though.
I’m too drunk to comment. But I never let that stop me.
Surely somebody has a good limerick.
oh, happyfeet, the best quote is the first bit:
“President George W. Bush’s administration Wednesday beat off…”
yeah, I’m tipsy. ;D
good catch maggie – the article makes a lot more sense now that I get the idiom…
“critics branded the bill a “back-door” attempt”
oh. “MGD draft” is redundant isn’t it? I just saw that. Troubling.
I just pickled several jars of habaneros! Bet you’d need more than a sixer of MGD to scarf them down straight though. Having the fire department stand by would probably be a good start.
What the hell is this ‘brainwash’? Looks pinko-ish. My rude conservative sensibilities are aroused from their normative slumber.
Here is another interesting tidbit. A journalist finally aske Hillary the “L” question:
http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2007/09/someone-finally-asks-hillary-question.html
and Hip hop culture says “we aren’t as sick as the gay culture at least”
http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2007/09/hip-hop-rails-against-gay-culture.html
Jeff,
Did you see VDH’s comment today about sickness in academia? I think it dovetails nicely with a lot of your posts here.
VDH’s comment is here.
I’m guessing “There once was a man from Nantucket…” wouldn’t quite cut it, eh?
I once had ‘a drink or two’
Contextually, ‘quite a few’;
The spirits had spunk
And nary a skunk
A gastrointestinal Waterloo!