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The glasses are a very nice touch.
Yeah. He dresses kind of like Ward Churchill.
Dye his hair black and give him mirrorshades and a White Falcon instead, and it could be Neil Young circa 1970.
Zaius, I mean.
Either way, keep their damn dirty paws offa me.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
…Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
…Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
…Dr. Zaius
<Homer> “I love legitimate theater.” </Homer>
…and are you sure that’s Dr. Zaius, and not Virgil?
Yeah. Zaius doesn’t even have jump wings…
A world where apes evolved from rockstars?
I could swear I’ve seen that dude hanging out at the mall.
He doesn’t look 54. I bet he moisturizes.
Petraeus, I mean.
You can’t see his shirt on the internet.
I was thinking old-school Kenny Rogers.
Happyfeet: yeah, it’s kind of depressing when a four-star general looks younger than you do, isn’t it? It’s like when the young Marines around my workplace started calling me “sir”. WTF?
I’m not military, btw, and sure as hell don’t look clean-cut enough to be a Marine, much less one who’d be entitled to be called “sir”.
Now, now, SBP; just take your cod-liver oil and remember to yell at them if they step on the grass. “You kids! Keep off my lawn!”
There are bonus points if you wear wingtips and black socks with your shorts when you yell.