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For best results, serve with citrus zest

Q: What do you get when you cross Fred Barnes, Michael Moore, and Al Franken?

A: This Weekly Standard essay.

Q: What What do you get when you cross Fred Barnes, Michael Moore, Al Franken, hot water, and chopped celery?

A: Soup. Really awful soup.

5 Replies to “For best results, serve with citrus zest”

  1. Jon Henke says:

    Duck Soup. 

    I know if I tasted it, I’d duck soup for a very long time.

  2. Mike says:

    That second one was weak, even for you.

  3. Jeff G says:

    Don’t add quite so much water, then.

  4. jeremy says:

    It’s just not a soup without salt.  Sorry.

  5. Chrees says:

    You forgot to turn the stove on. Otherwise you just have soggy bile.

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