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Osama bin Olberdouche [Dan Collins]

According to Keith’s latest bizarre screed, Osama’s prog talking points speech was reminiscent of Hannity*:

“So he’s Sean Hannity?” Olbermann asked rhetorically immediately after he teased Countdown by describing how in the new Osama bin Laden video “he criticizes congressional Democrats and just rants without making a specific threat or point.” As Olbermann uttered Hannity’s name, MSNBC inserted a picture of Hannity over the image of bin Laden in the new video.

Just . . . wow. You mean, like spitting on Michelle Malkin?

*And I ain’t defending Hannity, you prog morons, because he’s a bore.

BREAKING: Bumbling Bushco knocks off wrong Congressman? So that’s what they mean by accidental.

More: Hinderacker on the German terrorism bust, al-Qaeda playing to the Democrats in Congress before Petraeus’s September 15th report and the role of evil NSA-style wiretapping in nabbing them.

Syria-supplied detonators and German civil liberties:

Mr. Beckstein said the nationality of some of the other suspects was still unclear, and two are only known by their aliases, making it impossible to know their origins or whereabouts. He declined to identify by name any of the suspects still at large but said that two other suspects were known to have spent time in Lebanon and Syria and that the detonators found in Tuesday’s raids had come from Syria.

Investigators have evidence that four of them helped prepare the bomb plot in various ways, including renting cars, helping with travel arrangements and financing, Mr. Beckstein said. The evidence against three others is less conclusive and would not allow for an arrest at this stage he said.

Mr. Beckstein said the current case was proof that Germany’s Turkish community was not immune from radicalization.

“It shows that there are Turks who move in Islamic circles that are fanatical and ready to use violence,” he said. “But we believe that there are more problems with the Egyptian, Pakistani and North African communities.”

The country’s 16 state interior ministers, who control the state and local police, made their call to criminalize attendance at a terrorist training camp after a three-hour closed meeting convened to discuss what new security measures the country should adopt. But there was only that one point of unity; the ministers otherwise remained sharply divided. All belong to Chancellor Angela Merkel’s conservative party, the Christian Democratic Union, or to her coalition partners, the Social Democrats.

At the same time, the Interior Ministry, led by the conservatives, and the Justice Ministry, which is under the Social Democrats, are struggling over how to balance the need to protect civil liberties with protecting citizens against possible terrorist attacks.

(h/t LGF)

17 Replies to “Osama bin Olberdouche [Dan Collins]”

  1. Jeff G. says:

    I have to tell you that I’m absolutely thrilled NBC has decided to use Olberman during its halftime shows.

    Nothing says “fuck you” to half of America better than inserting Olberman into football broadcasts.

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Agreed. Also, his judgments regarding football are about as well-informed and well-considered as those regarding the war.

  3. Good Lt. says:

    So Bin Laden echoes Hannity, huh? *snort*

    I can’t remember the last time Hannity recommended reading Noam Chomsky. Or espoused anti-war talking points. Or complained about the sub-prime mortgage market. Or sounded like Keith Olbermann.

    Olbermann’s been hoisted by his own petard, and he’s spinning like a washing machine trying to deflect attention from it.

    Maybe Bin Laden can start a “Worst Infidel in the World” segment, apart from the regular attacks and killings he orders in between the leftist screeds! And then Olberloon can pretend that he sounds like Limabugh!

    Should we be so lucky…

  4. Spiny Norman says:

    One of Olby’s most strained analogies, in a room full of them.

  5. Karl says:

    Gutfeld nailed the Osama-Olbermann-Chomsky axis.

  6. Good Lt. says:

    From the text of Bin Olbermann’s rant:

    People of America: the world is following your news in regards to your invasion of Iraq, for people have recently come to know that, after several years of the tragedies of this war, the vast majority of you want it stopped. Thus, you elected the Democratic Party for this purpose, but the Democrats haven’t made a move worth mentioning. On the contrary, they agree to spending of tens of billions to continue the killing and the war there, which has led to the vast majority of you being afflicted with disappointment…

    In the Vietnam War, the leaders of the White House claimed at the time that it was necessary and crucial war, and during it, Rumsfeld and his aides murdered two million villagers. And when Kennedy took over the presidency and deviated from the general line of policy drawn uup for the White House and wanted to stop the unjust war, that angered the owners of the major corporations who were benefiting from its continuation.

    And so Kennedy was killed, and al Qaeda wasn’t present at that time, but rather, those corporations were the primary beneficiary from his killing…

    This war was entirely unnecessary, as testified by your own reports. And among the most capable of those from your own side who speaks to you on this topic and on the manufacturin of public opinion is Noam Chomsky, who spoke sober words of advice prior to the war, but the leader of Texas doesn’t like those who give advice….

    The entire world came out in uprecedented demonstrations to warn against waging the war and describe its true nature in eloquent terms like “no spilling red blood for black oil,” yet he paid them no heed….

    So in answer to the question about the causes of the Democrats’ failure to stop the war, I say: they are the same reasons which led to the failure of former president Kennedy to stop the Vietnam war. Those with real power and influence are those with the most capital. And since the democratic system permits major corporations to back candidates, be they presidential or congressional, there shouldn’t be any cause for astonishment — and there isn’t any — in the Democrats’ failure to stop the war. And you’re the ones who have the saying which goes, “money talks.” And I tell you: after the failure of your representatives in the Democratic Party to implement your desire to stop the war, you canstill carry anti-war placards and spread out in the streets of major cities, then go back to your homes, but that will be on no use and will lead to the prolonging of the war….

    In fact, the life of all mankind is in danger because of the global warming resulting to a large degree from teh emissions of the factories and of teh major corporations, yet despite that the representative of these corporations in the White House insists on not observing the Kyoto accord, with the knowledge that the statics speaks of teh death and displacement of the millions of human beings because of that, especially in Africa. This greatest of plagues and most dangerous of threats to the lives of humans is taking place in an accelerating fashion as the world is being dominated by the democratic system, which confirms its massive failure to protect humans and their itnerests from the greed and avarice of the major corporations and their representatives….

    The capitalist system seeks to turn the entire world into a fiefdom of the major corporations under the label of “globallization” in order to protect democracy….

    And if you would like to get to know some of the reasons for your losing of your war against us, then read the book of Michael Scheuer in this regard.

    It’s like reading a Multicultural Studies student’s final exam!

  7. Jason says:

    Keith Olbermann is out to score points any way he can. He has no credibility among we mid-western farmers.

  8. Jason says:

    Keith Olbermann has no credibility among we mid-western farmers. He’s a liberal idiot.

  9. Kirk says:

    I long for the day when Regis kicks the shit out of Keith Olbermann’s eyebrows.

  10. Spiny Norman says:

    So in answer to the question about the causes of the Democrats’ failure to stop the war, I say: they are the same reasons which led to the failure of former president Kennedy to stop the Vietnam war.

    WTF? JFK initiated US military involvement in Vietnam. What a dope.

    Olby’s alternate-universe Vietnam/JFK myth has been making the rounds lately, btw. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen it this weekend.

  11. ccoffer says:

    Olberman is Al Franken is Carrot top. No one takes that fuck seriously. Even people who defend him know he is a fucking circus clown.

  12. Good Lt. says:

    So in answer to the question about the causes of the Democrats’ failure to stop the war, I say: they are the same reasons which led to the failure of former president Kennedy to stop the Vietnam war.

    OK – that’s just downright embarrassing right there. Olby apparently wouldn’t even pass a high-school history test.

    Teacher: Who ended the Vietnam war?

    Olberloon: Kennedy, because of Hannity and TEH NEOOOCONS!@!1

    Will a factual correction be forthcoming from NBC?

  13. Lurking Observer says:

    So, the Dems claimed that the GOP had smeared Max Cleland by having his face “morph” into that of Osama bin Laden, during his campaign race against Saxby Chambliss.

    This was deemed outrageous.

    One has to wonder whether any of those same Dems will consider Olbermann’s actions to be “outrageous”?

    Naaah….

  14. Matt, Esq. says:

    Dear Keith,

    If Ossama had a choice between democrats and republicans running this country, who would he choose ?

  15. RiverC says:

    Gutfeld nailed the Osama-Olbermann-Chomsky axis.

    The Bad, the Stupid, and the Ugly?

    There’s some analogy with Eastwood’s character riding ‘The Ugly’ from town to town to collect bounty here… but I can’t reach it at 7:54 AM. Go figure.

  16. Jeffersonian says:

    Surely Olbermann is suing Osama on a copyright rap, no?

  17. jon says:

    damn son…Obama bin Olberdouche’ed

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