This one’s special:
Comment by Chuck @ Detroit Populist Times on 9/3 @ 5:56 pm # |Edit This
You bunch of Right Wing Suckbags can kiss my fucking ass, you mother fuckers are going to LOSE the damn election in 2008. You stole 2000 and 2004, ain’t fucking happening again. I assure you of that. You’re fucking Hypocrisy stinks to fucking high heaven. Your damn party is defeated and now you’re acting out on my ass. So, you know? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!
And Have a Nice Day….
-Chuck
This is the kind of thing that makes it all worthwhile.
UPDATE: Jeffersonian notes that he has a new post up, but I’m not going to link it
REUPDATE: If what the Congressman said constitutes an actionable threat, is Geraldo’s statement regarding Malkin prosecutable? What about this email to Rusty? Not that I think it’s worthwhile to put such questions to someone who’s violently allergic to debate. It’s just to put this in context for some of the dolts. C’mon, Chuck, let’s work this out like good Christian brothers (even though I’m Catholic). And Rusty’s even managed to find a bigger boob.
what is it about the holidays?
I like this Chuck guy. He called the Right Wing Suckbags by their first name – made them feel important.
Maggie–
Lots of people feel blue at Labor Day. Maybe he’s got to go back to Seminary tomorrow.
that’s got to be one entertaining religion.
Probably Episcopalian…and his asshole still hasn’t stopped bleeding from the last theology session.
I believe it was Paul Fussell who said that the right reply to “Have a nice day” is “Thank you, but I have other plans”.
Nice job, Chuck, keeping up the Side against these Right Wing Nuts! You makes me Homesick, but only for four hundred miles North of you’re lovely Reniassance Center.
They say Visit Detroit for the view. Think I will and then Stay for the weather. And the sophisticated People!
I don’t understand how he’s posted this huge manifesto about appropriate comments, but, um, he doesn’t have ANY comments. Just one from Dan. Some guy yesterday wished him good luck with WordPress, but it really doesn’t have much of a salon atmosphere to safeguard, not exactly. Maybe this is a Detroit thing.
Suckbags?
He doesn’t have any comments because he deletes the critical ones in moderation.
But he’s leaving trackbacks all over. He’s a tease is what he is. I feel used.
Chucky’s Deep Thoughts on Bush in Iraq…
“Here’s hoping the heat seeking missiles reach their targets,……… this time.”
Looks like Chucky is just another depressed yellowbelly liberal in desperate need of the latest & greatest psychotropic meds.
Shall I show him mercy? : )
These problems sure do have some problems with all the bile in their systems coming out.
Scratch a populist and you’ll find a misanthrope nine times out of ten.
“I am all for intellegent [sic] discussion…”
Good luck with that Chuckie. A spell-checker might improve your odds.
I imagine if I actually met him, I would feel sort of protective of him. I think he’s trying.
Chucklehead is for intelligent discussion like Eminem is for tolerance of teh ghey.
Mr. Populist,
You sir, are an imposter. You are NOT a progressive mmonbat. As every progressive moonbat knows, motherfucker is ONE word!
Good DAY sir!
Rightwing suckbags!
Well, he gets points for originality.
Wingnuts gets to be a little tiresome.
And no “brownshirts” or “jackboots” either.
I say he advances to the second round. Who’s with me?
He certainly comes off as a typical leftist with a predictable attitude and style. He stands tall amongst the other trees in the Liberal Forest, that’s for sure…
I’m with you, Steve.
I dunno – granted, I’m a lurker, but still…he’s not displaying a whole hell of a lot of the basic intelligence required to be a good troll.
I mean, if we stole the ’00 and ’04 elections, what happened in ’06? And what’s to stop us from stealing the ’08 ones?
Consistency, Chuckles. Work with me here.
Yeah, but good help is so hard to find these days.
Trollery ain’t what it used to be.
What was the old refrain around here about “missing actus”?
This idiot trolls here and won’t tolerate trolls at his place. HYPOCRISY!!!111!!
Noah, I think Chuck plans to stop it singlehandedly. But now that Rove is working underground, Chuck doesn’t stand a chance! Bwaahahahahaaa!
He only capitalized the h in HYPOCRISY! That’ll cost him a point.
Dan
Weirdly, your comment has reappeared (even as my two remain ‘moderation’)
You ARE teh giant!
You stay classy, Chuck.
Fuck, that fucking Chuck’s a fucking hoot!
I like the way he capitalized “Hypocrisy.” Like it was a religion or something.
=P=
I bet after he posted that He put on his beret and ground one out to the “orgasmatron” scene of Barbarella because he had just “stuck it to the man.”
Me, I actually reproduce. I have 3 kids. They all vote Rethuglican. It’s all about the numbers in the trailer park, bitch.
Just another example of how these male model types are so moody.
“Comment by Noah D on 9/3 @ 8:18 pm #
I dunno – granted, I’m a lurker, but still…he’s not displaying a whole hell of a lot of the basic intelligence required to be a good troll.”
I thought when you shopped We-B-Trolls that each and every one came with a warrenty.
If the Republicans stole the last two elections, what position can Chuck possibly be in to “assure” us that they won’t do it again? He doesn’t even believe his own rhetoric; he assumes the election will be fair even while accusing others of cheating.
I noticed he made friends with Timmeh.
Yeah. Maybe Chuck and Tim and Dr Ric can form a blog group dedicated to revealing to the world the nature of the evil that is PW.
Noah D:
Oh, they were laying the groundwork to “prove” the Republicans cheated in that one too, but enough Democrats won so Teh Narrative went “neeeeeeeeevermind!”
Please do take Chuck as a typical Detroiter … oh, wait. Nevermind. There are a ton of wackos here in Detroit.
I see…now it’s that we can’t handle Chuck’s histrionics.
For me, the backbreaker is his lousy spelling, but others might be able to overlook that sort of thing. His arguments, such as they are, seem to consist mostly of “you guys suck”, so I’m pretty much left with grammar and spelling.
Timmah’s arguments, such as they are, seem to be of the hive-mind, groupthink variety. Probably because he’s been rhetorically spanked by pretty much everyone here, so we all look the same to him. RACIST!
“…is Geraldo’s statement regarding Malkin prosecutable?”
No, just dumb.
Allahpundit nailed Geraldo with this observation…
“Let’s get something straight, mustache…now so sick with your own fake virtue that you’re talking openly about a form of assault.”
It is. The Holy Mother Gaia Church of the Bleeding-Heart Hypocrite. You have to be able to say “Bill Clinton was a great President” with a straight face before they will let you in.
Actually, Drumwaster, it’s far more difficult than that. In order to be accepted as a congregant into the Natural Church of the Progressive Misery Pimpage™ you must say without flinching that Bill Clinton was a great and moral president.
Some who have tried were prone to spontaneous combustion.
Seriously, lefty hero Larry Johnson has made threatening emails a cottage industry. I’d be happy to turn mine over to the cause.
A bolt of lightning out of a clear blue sky will do that to a person…
Maybe they should try it while standing inside a pentacle.
Just in case, y’know…
Is it God’s punishment or the physics of extreme self loathing?
The answer: Yes!
um, speaking of rigging elections……
topsecretk9,
That one was top 5 material for the Blogosphere’s Greatest Hits. Y’all rocked those nitwits.
You’re!
That’s all that needs be said – people who can’t manage that one aren’t worth dealing with.
He certainly changed my mind. I’m never going to Detroit.
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