In the revolving click-through ads, you can date Iraqi women, take a quiz to find out whether you’re gay, take a poll on gay marriage, find out about gay surrogacy options, and peruse gay and lesbian diamond rings (who’d have known that they have sexual preferences?!) among other things. Because of teh homophobia and xenophobia.
That’s just not enough gay for me.
Dan
The click-through ads I get are for “Deliverance Huntin’ Trips Inc”, Ultimate Fighting League tickets and one with tokens for a free beer at Hooters.
I think maybe our ad-server cookies have swapped places. I am expecting to hear Rod Serling do a voice-over any second
Back when there were ads for man-panties on teh blogses, I used to do some serious clicking. Now…not so much.
America’s Gay Fixation
And it just gets worse in the comments. Click before teh stupid congeals.
If one were to take seriously the shitstains who make up the American left, one would assume Larry Craig asked an undercover officer to be his gay bride. Therefore, he is a hippicrit!!
Right?
Hey, “pimps, whores, and welfare brats.” My kinda place.
Thanks, community college perfessers!
I’m getting an ad for a pseudo-hippie organization that sells used books and T-Mobile.
Hmm… I use T-Mobile, and I’m pretty sure I’ve bought books from that company before (through Amazon).
After saving the previous post, I’m seeing the gay ads and one for a Colorado lawyer. Also, T-Mobile has been replaced by AT&T.
I keep getting “HepatitisC”. I’m not going there.
I’m getting an ad for a pseudo-books organization that sells used hippies and Verizon.
If we all spent a couple of hours posting comments prominently featuring Cellular providers, a kind of blogcomment product placement, do you think they might send us a couple of bucks?
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Ads? What are these “ads” of which you speak? I see no such thing.
Course, I’m looking through a Firefox browser with the Adblocker plugin.
I’ve had all the ads blocked without knowing it. I’m a jerk.
I’ll try to hook up and get some Iraqi noodz with your URL grease-penciled on the boobies, and I’ll make up some Protein Wisdom t-shirts to wear on my next gay Caribbean cruise. Pictures will be everywhere, I promise. (I’ll put the logo down by the hemline.)
Boost Mobile!
All right, so I unblocked some ads, and I got one from Amazon, and four of the five items it recommends are Porky Pig DVDs.
Sorry about that. (That comment was weeks ago!) I’ll keep my references more upmarket in the future.
John Updike!
And you are posting these revelations…why, Dan? Has Jeff gone off to do his best Bo Jangles at the local Walmart men’s room?
Jeffersonain:
“Has Jeff gone off to do his best Bo Jangles at the local Walmart men’s room?”
Thats why we’re trying to raise advertising income – so we post Jeffs’ Misdemeanor Bo-Jangles bail money.
Sorry I forgot :
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