Yeah, on second thought a rolled-up newspaper or even a slipper would have been better, I think.
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If you hit one of those dogs with a rolled-up newspaper it would probably take your arm off.
Which I guess is the point, really. Nuance.
I hear Thursday night bingo is bitchin’!
There was a farmer had a dog?
“If you hit one of those dogs with a rolled-up newspaper it would probably take your arm off.”
A common misconception, but fighting dogs are trained to be very submissive to humans, they are only aggressive to other dogs. I have been friends and owner of a few pit bulls, and if you hit them with anything smaller than a lead pipe they would think you were playing with them. Physical punishment doesn’t really work on them.
For the record, at the next NFL “Rookie education camps” one might consider a quiz question like:
Q. You just got a $40,000,000 siging bonus do you:
1. Go to vegas
2. Go to a strip club
3. Open an illegal dog fighting kennel with your cousins and best pals as employees
4. Buy a “Nate Newton” size load of weed
5. Get a Jewish accountant because they have the finacial “mind of a champion.”
… or maybe even a couple sessions with, ya know, Cesar Millan…
I guess that should have been “broker” since it was a “Boiler Room” reference
For his new “Team” Michael Vick will change positions, he’ll go from Quarterback to Tight End…budum bum
Also he just got a new endorsement job…Its a shoe ad for Hush Puppies
Thank-you, I’ll be here all week
Grrrrrr…
Jeff, “The Conceptual Series” was invented by a chimp, wasn’t it?
Heh, Vick will go to prison a tight end and come out a wide receiver.
Michael Vick will enter and then leave prison as a proud black man who could, at his want, beat your silly ass, and as a man who runs 4.3 with the pads on, bitch.
That Mr. Vick spends one day in jail is an affront to America, God, Aunt Bea and civilization. What’s his crime? He wasn’t a hungry nigger in the bush that killed dogs for a daily source of protein? That he’s didn’t serve up his dogs with kung pao sauce and white rice? That he didn’t train his dogs to attack humans and instead honed their inbred instincts?
Any way you slice the Lassie loaf, the only thing Michael Vick did was violate imaginary constructs of propriety. That’s all. Animal cruelty laws are a sham built out of sand castles and hypocrisy.
Michael Vick is the most gifted athlete to ever play the position of quarterback in the NFL, a generally nice guy and a man who made a few mistakes. Cast your stones.
He can be proud of being “black” but he better hide that pride of being a “man” or he might have to explain that masculinity. Ask Jeff, it’s a real bithc to do if you wear a lot of skin tight “under armor.”
“That Mr. Vick spends one day in jail is an affront to America, God, Aunt Bea and civilization. What’s his crime?”
He was a war mongreler.
“Michael Vick will enter and then leave prison as a proud black man who could, at his want, beat your silly ass, and as a man who runs 4.3 with the pads on, bitch.”
Hey thor, why don’t you kiss my ass, punk. Vick is a piece of shit. “Proud black man”, shit, what a joke. Substitute “sadistic, spoiled moron” and I will agree. If this overpaid girlyman fucked with me I would shoot his ass so full of lead his grave would be a superfund site. BTW, my #00 buck does 1,300 fps at the muzzle. Take your KY Jelly and a crayon to the prison and maybe you can be Vick’s bitch.
Hey thor, have I told you that you are a fucking moron?
thor is a comedic genius. Mark, he may or may not be spoofing you, but if you cannot laugh at that, you might want to step back and get a little perspective. That is some funny shite.
JD, vicarious threats of violence are much funnier coming from someone you know, comedic genius or not.
My new favorite phrase. thor, you are one twisted, dark comic savant.
Mark: Enough buck shot to open a superfund site? Nice!
BMoe:
*groan* BMoe, your shame just called from Mexico. It’s out of ‘ludes and pina’s and wants to know if it can come home now.
I said no…
thor, if I have misunderstood your post, I apologise. You may wish to consider that the best satire mimics reality, it becomes dicey when it mirrors moonbattery.