Garrett: “I don’t really follow baseball much anymore — though it seems like only yesterday I would spend three nights a week banging Cyndy Garvey in a hot tub while ex-hubby Steve was down San Diego way picking Graig Nettles throws out of the dirt.
” — Which, sorry, but it serves the bastard right for taking a gig with the Padres after all those years pretending to bleed Dodger Blue. Hell, were Tommy Lasorda still coherent, he’d probably write me a poem, or send me an autographed box of fettucine or something…”*
she is a gift that never stops giving
The only real surprise was that nowhere in the open letter did she write, “I wish to date ALL of your players.”
Truly a gift to all mankind, and womynkind.
My, what an attractive woman.
TW: on the primacy scale she just went up a couple notches.
here. Hit the quick browse, and add fashion designer to the list of mountains she has climbed. Truly an extraordinary person.
Didn’t she jump Tony Danza’a bones when she was, like, fourteen?
Truly a remarkable, um, ah, person.
As much as I despise midgets, I lust for Alyssa Milano.
Even if she has nailed every starting pitcher for the Dodgers since 1994.
“It’s nice to be important, but it’s important to always be nice.” I think some would do well to remember these words that guide Alyssa herself and that she does so much to personify.
Milano giving Baseball advice, is comparable to myself giving Jeff lesson on literature. I wish I was a starting pitcher though, might have a chance at that. I wonder if she fancies ANGEL red……
Given her past, one should be so lucky so as to have been one of the men she had been “nice” to. Hell, I saw her in a commercial for some hair removal cream, and went out and bought a case of it. I have no particular use for it, and it kind of burns, but anything to keep her on TV ;-)
Todd – I will give her credit, not onlt does she possess a body built for sin, but she knows more about baseball than a casual fan. Given the fact that she has known so many hurlers, a little knowledge of the game was bound to wear off.
Do you think Grady Little told his starters that if they spend all of their off days playing with her, that does not constitute rest?
JD:
Now picture her in a red nose with big, floppy shoes getting out of a toy car.
BWAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA! (runs)
JD
Kicking your legs up in the air for a major league baseball player does not make her more than a casual fan. Oh I guess she must be an expert then
I still think her career peaked in Commando.
Well then. So much for forging a friendly blogging alliance with Alyssa.
Haters.
BJ : You had better run, squirrel fucker.
Jeff – I will volunteer my services as your esteemed emissary, and shall forge an enduring alliance with Ms. Milano. The haters? Screw ’em.
Last time I saw her (well, other than glimpses as I flip past that stupid witch show), she was giving Markie Mark a hummer in some cheap knock-off horror movie.
SB: faute tyrant
I’d still hit it. Rosie too.
mojo
“Rosie too.”
You are a truly disgusting and demented person. ;-)
JD,
I prefer to believe mojo was referring to Rosie Perez, because I’d very much like to keep both my sanity and lunch.
Sheesh, someone slap mojo for me.
That would be more acceptable, provided she did not speak, LOL. Her accent is much worse than fingenails on a chalkboard. I think she plays one of the characters in Dora or Diego now.
Jeff, you were waiting for me to say it, admit it.
McGowan, guys.
Geeze. Give me a LITTLE credit, huh?
SB: slave utili
I was thinking it was that vampire movie.
TW: arty assistance Well, there was one scene where she got some assistance. Dunno if I’d consider that “arty”.
What? An entire thread on Alyssa Milano and not ONE mention of her breasts, let alone nipples?!?
God, they’re magnificent.
Uh, I’ll be away from the computer for a while.
A short while.
TomB – That is a given, like calling O-Dub fat.
“I hate Tommy Lasorda!”
The “STUFF” cover pretty much says it all.
http://www.safesearching.com/gallery.php?image=5755&style=alyssamilano
Second the friendly blogging alliance , or for that matter any type of alliance .
Her blog is called “touch ’em all.” “touch ’em both” would have been more appropriate.
I’m all sorts of up for a blogging alliance with Ms. Milano. Because I’m inclusive.
Pedantic, but….GRAIG Nettles
TW : ministers lodged
Oh great. Another church scandal
Not pedantic at all. What the hell was I thinking?
A blogging alliance with Alyssa Milano is one of the more brilliant ideas that Senor Goldstein has come up with. Clearly, the armadillo is getting ready to come out and play, as Ms. Milano’s love bags are right up his alley.
Who could ever forget the love scene from Embrace of the Vampire? That ranks up there with the lezbo love fest in Wild Thingz, which is in a league all by itself.
Lost in all this is the fact that Miss Milano is right–batting Olmedo Saenz in the cleanup spot when he’s hitting below the Mendoza Line is a bad idea. While her observation isn’t exactly novel, it rings true.
On the other hand, yeah, tits.
(I wonder why few–if any–of the regular pw female commenters have shown up in this thread. Weird.)
ha, Sean M., baseball and breasts. things I think about soooo often. or not. ;D
TW: jealousy paths. you ain’t kiddin’, TW.
Dear Alyssa, I owe you an apology, for flooding your We Wrap P0 Box with so much mail. I guess a bit of an eager beaver and please forgive me won’t you?
Love to hear from you though. Robert Moline
Dear Alyssa Please forgive me for flooding your We Wrap PO Box with so much msil.
i would like to hear from you though.
sincerely Robert Moline
hi Alyssa u rock in charmed i love it so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.If i meet u i would’nt let u go may God bless u have a nice life
I dont like how u guys are talkn bout her boobs cause ull never get them but I do have one complaint though Alyssa if u are reading this can u please put ure phone num. On line cause there’s a lot of people who would love to write you I have been trying to write to u for months I am a huge fan of ures and I want to write you and I am a soon to be child star please put at least ure number online.
What dont u guys get shes not a slut just a beautiful woman and she didnt sleep with the whole baseball team and Alyssa dont forget phone number good luck im ure career.