heavyset woman in straw hat: ” — No, you don’t need a foosball table, Henry. Nobody needs a foosball table.”
thin man in John Deere hat: “Yeah, well nobody needs a wife with an ass you can show movies on, either — yet here we are…”
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The Patriarchy, on the move again, keeping them wimmin down.
TW: Wedge twos…maybe even threes.
Just goes to show you that you can find wisdom in the strangest places.
Everybody needs a foosball table. Best forearm workout ever devised…well maybe there’s another contender.. but still, HOLY SHIT CHECK OUT THAT CABOOSE
Last time I saw a tailgate that wide it was on a Ford Super-Duty with dual rear wheels.
(TW: Gratz festivity — the new Robert Ludlum novel, arriving in bookstores Monday.)
Bravo! The misogyny continues apace! Say, is it true that men who are married to women with fat asses have teensy weensy dicks that require a bottle of Viagra and a copy of Buns and Ammo to get hard?
That’s what I heard, anyhow.
Can’t help you there, Christine. I don’t really know the fellow except to see him around the neighborhood, so had I stopped to ask him how big his dick is — or how he went about getting it hard — he might have found me a bit, well, forward, I think.
I don’t think you heard that anywhere. I think you just made that up. You sound very bitter. Sitting at your pc typing bitter comments, it’s not making your ass any smaller, so you may be caught in a vicious feedback loop. I would like to say something to empower you to get up from where you are and do something that will make you feel better. I can’t think of anything though.
No worries. I just finished a 90 minute yoga workout. I feel better already.
Nothing like getting lean and flexible to really pump up that misogyny!
Wow. I, for one, feel empowered. Thanks, JG!
That’s what I heard, anyhow.
– No dount generally from a member of the fair sex whos framework could handle 70mm, complete with 9 directions of surround flab.
– Butt, thats just a guess.
TW: sensuous slaughter ….something so gross even a case of Viagra wouldn’t help…..
Bravo! The misogyny continues apace!
Jaysus, Christine, who saltpetered your Special K this morning?
It’s that diesel engines. If it had a 5.8-liter gasoline engine like my truck, that misogyny would be burning up the quarter-mile.
(TW: neutralize hemp — Mr. Turing either chose the wrong “-ize” word, or he’s trying to piss off the weedheads.)
They arrived in a minivan — either a blue Chevy Astro or a maroon Ford Aerostar.
I dunno; gimme your husband’s number, I’ll ask him.
TW: surge entitled.
Damn right.
Meanwhile, the misanthropy of denying a good man his foosball table, goes unnoticed.
Actually, since anthro- refers generically to humanity, its arguable that the word should have been “misandry.”
Then again, denying a man his foosball table is just inhuman…
I’d think all that cellulite would cause a lot of image distortion.
TW: 1883 insult. Well, yeah, I was born 100 years too late.
And you thought Neanderthals were extinct?
If they were, GEICO wouldn’t still need to advertise.
McGhee – You are correct, of course. The proper word escaped my ole’ mind. Thought I could get away with the hatred of mankind. However, you know “they” hate that we use words like mankind.
shortly after i moved to oregon in june of ’01, i arrived at a tentative hypothesis that “oregon” was an indian word meaning “women with big butts”.
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This is right on. I’m going to link back here so my readers can get this too.