“Sometimes, when I look
at the hole in a donut,
I blush and curse God.”
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Sometimes when I read
These strangely perverse haikus
I think “Lord, he’s queer..”***
***meaning ‘odd’, not ‘gay’.. not that there’s anything wrong with that.
tw: illegal before Damn right it was!
Sometimes, when I look
at the hole in a donut,
I think, “Why is that empty when it could contain some tasty custard filling?”
(TW: Mind, uttermost — well, yeah. This is PW, after all.)
So much for glazed donuts in the morning.
Sometimes, when I look
at a Donut Hole, I think
‘Just one testicle?’
Sometimes, a donut is just a donut.
I really like donuts. Chocolate especially. Not those stupid cakey donuts though, but if you’ve got a bunch of donuts that have been sitting out all day, the cakey ones seem to hold up better.
You are the greatest poet of your generation.
STB, is that you?
OK, I got this one.
And for the people following at home, what did I not complain about for the first time?
Because of the longing!!!!!
You got nothing. I disowned my kids for playing croquet.
Amanda Marcotte’s vagina is not pleased with the comparison.
Curse not the donut or it’s Creator – purchase apple fritters instead! God’s own sugary blessing upon the land.
glazed donuts – given this context … ew.
Carin – Must you ruin my evening ? My minds eye just went blind.
There.
How’s that?
Somebody set my cock ring on fire !!!!!!!!!!!! Bastards.
Pablo, is that what Marcotte’s vagina looks like when it’s mad?
Carin – That did it. I puked a little in the back of my mouth, the first time, and a lot, that time. Ugh.
I think that’s “happy”, Carin. Angry looks more like this. Or so I’m told.
Times akin to these
Make me ken why I harden
At the crack of dawn
DISGUSTING, Pablo, yet hysterical.
So, God is like….Homer Simpson?????
[Blessed are the Cheesemakers!]
“Sometimes, when I look at the hole in a donut,
I blush and curse God.â€Â
Me too, but I think it has more to do with too much tequila on any given night in Ithaca back in the early seventies.
Thank God for what now appears to be a large grey area in my memorable epic bio…
Andrew Sullivan
Is composing a response
On cream-filled Long Johns.
Drat, now I’m all hungry.
The lying shitstain
known as Scott Thomas Beauchamp
recants his story.
God gave you that hole (it’s in the constitution) and the military defends that hole.
Why do you have problem with the hole?
TWs: smoked This — that’s unAmerican.
I can’t bring myself to click on a single link in this thread.
TW = understood with
The Sanity Inspector: it’s definitely safe to click on the Beauchamp recantation link. Ace has the flaming skull out and everything.
That’s just sick. Unless, you know, it’s a really hot donut.
Sanity Inspector – I took one for the team, and my reaction was genuine. I do not blame you for your reticence.
doritos – Incomprehensible as always.
A taco at times
Brings to mind the fairer’s sex
Donuts not so much
tw: borderers fingered… you cant make this stuff up
Oops.. That wasnt CW.. It was just me.
Jeff, this is fantastic… and God IS like Homer Simpson (at least I imagine that to be the case).
For more haiku satisfaction, check out http://haikuforyou.org, a collaborative internet art project that is almost as delicious as a doughnut.
If all doughnuts were made
with hearty whole grain goodness
I’d shite like a goose.
I’m stealing it.
When you look into
The donut hole, the hole is
Looking back at you
When God made man, he made him out of string.
He had a little too much, so he made a little thing.
When God made woman, he made her out of lace.
He didn’t have enough, so he left a little space.
Thank you God for space.