me: “Here’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you. Is there ever a time when being too big for your britches is considered a good thing?”
Levi’s: “For the last time, you’re not cut out for porn. Trust me. I know these things.”
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So we found a way in which you lean to the left?
Only when I’m pretending to be a kickstand.
Were those your Levi’s Three Legged Jeans that told you that?
tw: That Pretence … hahaahahaha!
My better half refers to me being her tripod. I supposed that makes her a sexist.
I think this got caught by the filter but I will try again cause you should know that you need to buy a little bigger and then they will shrink to fit your proportions and stuff. I know this because I remember…
Shrink to fit and a button-fly too
L)evi’s 501 blues
Shrink your own personal pair
A little loose here and a little tight there
They’re so blue
You’ve got the blue woo woos
So Blue
L)evi’s button-fly shrink to fit 501 blue woo woo woo woo woo woos
EAR WORM !
For the last time, you’re not cut out for porn.
FORESKINIST!!!
Maybe if we try really hard, we can get that English
anti-circumcision-ist to drop back by here.
BECAUSE OF THE FORESKIN !
TW : sensuous tissue, I kid you not.
Told ya so.
Since we’re on the subject of manjunk, how’s about something from Feministing poster Beppie K:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bepster/411235017/
Further proof that radical feminists see vaginas in everything.
marcus – You meant radical feminists and heterosexual males, right ;-)
Heh.
Well, they don’t call them “Blue” jeans for nothing, you know.
And yeah, before the groans begin, I hate myself for that one.
Please don’t hate yourself.
We’re happy to do it!