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Super Partisan Nursery Rhymes, 3

London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
London Bridge is falling down,
Mary Jo Kopechne.

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Thanks to all who’ve contributed rhymes. They belong to me now, of course. Just so you know.

11 Replies to “Super Partisan Nursery Rhymes, 3”

  1. Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross,

    To see a fine lady upon a white horse;

    Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,

    And John Kerry married her for her money.

  2. Eric Akawie says:

    Little Jack Horner

    Sat in the corner

    Naked and Humiliated

    By Lyndie England

  3. Silicon Valley Jim says:

    All of your rhyme are belong to us. – The New York Times

  4. Paleo says:

    Baa Baa black sheep

    Have you any wool?

    Yes sir, yes sir,

    Three bags full.

    What about some lithium for Al Gore?

  5. jeremy says:

    This old man, he played one;

    He ran for the Senate after belonging to the Ku Klux Klan, but nobody cared

  6. ss says:

    Wee Willie Clinton

    Runs through the town

    Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown.

    Rapping at the window, crying through the lock,

    “Hey, Lyndie! Did I leave my pants here? What the… Hillary! What are you and Lyndie England doing to John Kerry? Ooh! Sexy Abu Ghraib Charades, eh? Mind if I play?”

  7. Beck says:

    Just what exactly is a cock-horse anyhow?  I’m fairly certain, just guessing here, that it’s not something I would want to ride.

  8. SarahW says:

    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Sugar is sweet

    and so is that zipper pull.

  9. SarahW says:

    Beck – Fairly Dickison University, which seems to have a link to Wroxton College in in Banbury, explains what a cock horse is –

    “During medieval times, it was a horse ridden by two people, a knight in front, his lady behind; later, it was the name for a child

  10. SaraHW says:

    Beck again –

    Here is a rather more exhaustive etymological adventure – The OED entry for cock-horse.

  11. Beck says:

    Asked and answered.

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