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Film reviews in 5 words or less, #6

The Last Samurai (2003) Directed by Edward Zwick. Stars Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe, William Atherton.

Five words or less review: Nice hair, “Maverick”-san.*

6 Replies to “Film reviews in 5 words or less, #6”

  1. R.I.P. Goose, R.I.P….

  2. I would have gone with, “Nice bathrobe, Braveheart-san,” but that’s just me.

  3. Jeff G says:

    Ooh, that’s good.  We’ll strike a compromise.  And the edit button.

  4. Whether it’s a review of The Last Samurai or John Wilkes Booth looking at his hands just before his death, “Worthless, worthless” seems more fitting.

  5. Beck says:

    I quite enjoyed the Last Samurai, but I seem to be just about the only one.  Of course, I’m a raging Japanophile, so that probably goes a long way towards explaining it.

  6. Meaty Fly says:

    The only one my ass. That movie kicked ass.

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