Were my name Fred, I’d likely
change it — opting instead for
something a bit more sexy —
like, say, Darko, or Ebeneezer.
Not that Fred is a bad name. It’s
just that you almost never hear of
super models banging guys named
Fred. So, you know — why chance it?
Unless of course your middle name is Dalton…then you seem to do OK…..
Almost being the operative word here, I presume.
Ain’t gonna happen, Fred.
Fred Durst does pretty well with the tramps and supermodels, but a rock start could be named Myron and still get honey on his stinger
I would suggest “Steven” because Steven Tyler did pretty good for himself but then Cat Steven’s had to go and blow the curve.
Jack: But you don’t really meant to say that you couldn’t love me if my name wasn’t Ernest?
Gwendolen: But your name is Ernest.
Jack: Yes, I know it is. But supposing it was something else? Do you mean to say you couldn’t love me then?
Gwendolen: Ah! that is clearly a metaphysical speculation, and like most metaphysical speculations has very little reference at all to the actual facts of real life, as we know them.
Jack: Personally, darling, to speak quite candidly, I don’t much care about the name Ernest . . . I don’t think the name suits me at all.
Gwendolen: It suits you perfectly. It is a divine name. It has a music of its own. It produces vibrations.
Jack: Well, really, Gwendolen, I must say that I think there are lots of other much nicer names. I think Jack, for instance, a charming name.
Gwendolen: Jack? . . . No, there is very little music in the name Jack, if any at all, indeed. It does not thrill. It produces absolutely no vibrations . . . . I have known several Jacks, and they all, without exception, were more than usually plain. Besides, Jack is a notorious domesticity for John! And I pity any woman who is married to a man called John. She would probably never be allowed to know the entrancing pleasure of a single moment’s solitude. The only really safe name is Ernest.
Darko!?
RACIST!!!
I should like to point out that there has in fact been at least one Fred that scientists determined to be “too sexy for his shirt”.
I know of only two Darkos (Donnie & Milicic), and only one Ebenezer (Scrooge). I don’t recall any of them getting much play – or in Milicic’s case, playing time.
Fred Durst is built like a girl.
You have seen Fred’s wife, right? I’d say he’s got that quarter locked up ok.
Now, has there ever been a president named Fred?
Well, Ebenezer Ekuban does get considerable playing time with the Broncos.
When I was growing up, my parents knew a lady from Texas (I think) who had a Bassett Hound named Fred. Mrs. Turner was the only person I knew who could turn a four letter (1 vowel) name like Fred into three syllables. It was incredible.
Oh, and that Fred got as much tail as any three dogs could handle. Was a humping machine, that Fred.
Dude; Fred ain’t all that happening…
I dunno, I always thought Wilma Flintstone was pretty hot.
My great grandfather, my grandfather and my dad were and are named Fred. As is my mom’s uncle, her brother and my cousin.
All kidding and tongue in cheek aside, based on the men I know named Fred, and the report of those I never had the pleasure of meeting, it is a very good name, and those that have had it have done very well by themselves and done very well for the places they have lived.
Chris,
Bite me.
You think “Fred” is bad, try going through life with a handle like “Russ.”
I’ll let y’all know if supermodels ever start lining up to drool over (or on) me. Don’t lose any sleep waiting on it, though.
I give you Ebenezer Rockwood Hoar.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebenezer_R._Hoar
Fred? Russ? I laugh in your general direction! Someone tell me how many guys named Kevin ever manage to bag a supermodel?
Kevin Bacon doesn’t count, because… you know…
Bacon. There, I said it.
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I would like to use this poem…..my nickname is Fred and i think it would be funny to use this but i wouldn’t want to use it without geiving credit to you….