Via LGF and Italy’s Corriere della Sera comes notice that one of French President Nicolas Sarkozy’s cabinet ministers is a Truther:
Italy’s leading newspaper Corriere della Sera discloses today on its website that Christine Boutin, a French politician who is a member of Sarkozy’s cabinet, said during the electoral campaign that Bush might have been responsible for the September 11 terrorist attacks. Her exact words on the journalist’s question is: “Je pense que c’est possible†(i.e. “I think it is possible.â€Â).
She then goes on to point out that the websites claiming this are among the most clicked ones on the Internet, which means there has to be some truth to it.
Of course, by that same logic, there must be some “truth” to the fact that most men are packing 10+ inches of trouser log and are routinely serviced by several buxom women at a time, the vast majority of whom have shaved their pubis into the shape of a closely cropped landing strip — at least, so long as we’re judging by the number of “clicks.”
Still, this answer is no more outrageous than the one given by Howard Dean when he allowed that its possible Bush had prior warning about 911 and allowed it to happen anyway.
The difference being that in Dean’s case, he doesn’t have the excuse of being French.
(h/t CJ Burch)
Where was Sarkozy on September 11? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
C’mon! Surely they won’t let you put stuff on the Intarwebs that’s not true.
Oh there’s always the possibility that Bush was behind the September 11th attacks…so long as you’re willing to ignore one simple but important question.
How could he easily and seemingly without regret order the deaths of 3,000 people on his turf?
Le Deux Differance’:
– The “theft” of 7 of his inches by the evil Bush NeoCons.
– Speaking of conspiracies, the Leftwing French Press has exposed the GRWC of the new Frence Pres., pointing out that his narcissistic, habitual “jogging habit” is a cleverly designed campaign of pushing rightwing evil values of independance, and self achievement, off on the poor unsuspecting Socialist public. Good help us all if he happens to be left handed, or insists on using only toilet paper with flower designs.
– Apparently, sometime during the twin Bush adminstrations, the worlds population of Leftist intellectuals heads all imploaded.
I had the joy of being in France during the elections.
Saw a TV ad for the PCF.
“Vote communist for freedom and democracy”
I kid you not.
1984.
Are you sure about that? Because it would explain a number of things.
“…during the twin Bush adminstrations, the worlds population of Leftist intellectuals heads all imploaded.”
Oh, wow, the thought of a Twin Bush administration a decade or so in the future — first twins, first woman(s) (hopefully), first sisters in Pres and Veep positions — why that thought alone would be enough to turn the currently imploded heads into an ugly boiling total vein disintegration!
Isn’t it getting about time for some of that ripe Howlin’ Howie craziness. We’re only 16 months from the election. He needs to step up to the plate and unite everyone once again by calling republicans racists and everyone who doesn’t believe in gay marriage bigots. He should call for the elimination of coarseness and the debasing of political dialogue in this country. Sure, coming from him, that’ll work.
Wait a minute…that’s not true? And here I thought I was the only one!
So, this is what it sounds like, when doves cry?
Try here:
http://screwloosechange.blogspot.com/
’cause in the comment section are some of the most uninformed, tinfoil wearing, screeching nutbags on the interwebs.
Paul & James, the owners, are great, btw.
“trouser log”
I’ve always preferred the term “trouser trout,” but “trouser log” is an acceptable ethnic variant.
“whom have shaved their pubis into the shape of a closely cropped landing strip”
Like a cool wind on my privates, the impact, now defined, is the enlarged referrent of this implied reader. I shall not re-explicate, merely remind myself things have no meanings, theoretically speaking.