20 Replies to “Rhetorical questions that nevertheless beg for answers, #749”

1. Dan Collins says:

   July 5, 2007 at 11:42 am

   I can hardly wait for Borat II: Yemen Make Benefit, a short feature.

2. happyfeet says:

   July 5, 2007 at 12:05 pm

   Extremists sometimes say there is a consensus where none exists.

3. cranky-d says:

   July 5, 2007 at 12:54 pm

   The problem with words like “normal” and “extremist” is that the conditions they define are relative to other conditions, not even considering the potential political ramifications of their use, intentionalism notwithstanding.

   Otherwise, what happyfeet said.

4. david says:

   July 5, 2007 at 1:01 pm

   There’s a reason you don’t feel normal.

5. B Moe says:

   July 5, 2007 at 1:04 pm

   I heard a baseball commentator the other day describe a pitcher as throwing about 85% change-ups. I liked that idea so I quit listening and went and got a tattoo and a Harley so I could be a rebellious non-conformist like everybody else. I’m sorry, what were you saying?

6. B Moe says:

   July 5, 2007 at 1:08 pm

   Oh, man, now david is bringing the fucking HEAT! I knew you guys were asking for it when you antagonized him before.

7. Jeff G. says:

   July 5, 2007 at 1:24 pm

   david is a moron. I have no idea why he’s here, and I suspect he doesn’t either.

8. Pablo says:

   July 5, 2007 at 1:56 pm

   I think david is hoping we’ll drop something on the floor, and that he’ll be able to scarf it before we can pick it up. Think of him as a beagle under the Thanksgiving table.

9. JHoward says:

   July 5, 2007 at 2:04 pm

   If it’s wrong I don’t wanna be right Dave David.

10. Robin Roberts says:

    July 5, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    Beagle’s are cuter than people who can not read nor comprehend a simple point.

11. Rob Crawford says:

    July 5, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    Beagles also serve a useful purpose.

12. JD says:

    July 5, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    Davey boy might be the most insightful, witty, and thought provoking libtard to drop by in quite some time.

13. BJTexs says:

    July 5, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    It’s helpful to think of david as a barking, snarling beagle. That matches with the utter disinterest in engaging in anything that could be contrued to be intellegent thought.

    It also helps to visualize the david/beagle tied outside in the rain, if for no other reason that it brings a smile.

14. Carin says:

    July 5, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    If it’s wrong I don’t wanna be right Dave David.

    Fixed that for ya.

15. ahem says:

    July 5, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    david’s act is standing on a chair and pissing on the guests. It gets real old real fast.

16. Robin Roberts says:

    July 5, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    ahem, more like down his own legs.

17. cranky-d says:

    July 5, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    I find it particularly annoying that I share a name with david. I hope it’s a pseudonym.

18. Shawn says:

    July 5, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    There’s a reason you don’t feel normal.

    Not enough cowbell?

19. maggie katzen says:

    July 5, 2007 at 7:02 pm

    I was going to relate how RTO “broke” his brother’s beagle, but it sounds very wrong no matter how I word it. just be careful with beagles is alls i’m sayin’. they have some fragile bits.

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    July 6, 2007 at 5:18 pm

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