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A few things not allowed at Ted Kennedy’s Memorial Day Cookout

  1. Veggie burgers
  2. Anything containing lettuce or carrots
  3. Light beer
  4. Jews
  5. Woman who wear glasses / are overweight
  6. Negroes
  7. Mustard-based potato salads
  8. Tonic water
  9. Did I mention Jews?

6 Replies to “A few things not allowed at Ted Kennedy’s Memorial Day Cookout”

  1. Rob A, says:

    “Pants.”

  2. Mike says:

    No, there’ll be negroes, all right. But as some author once said (can’t remember who), the only negroes allowed at the Kennedy compound besides Jesse Jackson are all wearing white gloves and carrying silver trays, and I figure that’s probably about right.

  3. Reynaldo the Great says:

    Car Keys

  4. David Crawford says:

    Designated drivers

  5. Rob A. says:

    Bras.

    (Except, Teddy who gets to wear his on a house exemption.)

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