Now, were I Ace, I’d probably say something like, “Gee, I sure hope it wasn’t the kind of ‘growth’ that comes with an inaugural fisting.”*
But I’m not, so I won’t.
Thankfully, some of us have standards.
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glass half full update: To make room for Paris, Larry King bumped Michael Moore. Meaning that propaganda was bumped for shallow plasticity — a step forward, if you ask me.
Moore’s next project? A documentary detailing how it would be in the best interests of “the people” if the networks were run by a Democrat-led Congress.
By the way, you won’t see this kind of post on Red State. There, all you get is Fred Thompson.
And Townhall? Forget about it.
Which is why they KEEP ME MARGINALIZED!
Moore got bumped ? How long until he starts using that as evidence of people working to silence his speaking trutiness to power?
I still think Paris is hot.
A little skinny, but babes behind bars are hawt by definition. I’d hit it.
Hey, Drudge made tab coverage and politics a winning combination and you’re way funnier.
On the other hand, this president isn’t giving you as much to work with, tabloid-wise.
Maybe if we could convince Dubya to get a hummer he’d get some political capital back when the House impeaches him.
On the other hand, Drudge’s current headline is “The Bill Goes Down.”
So maybe he’s trying his damndest to take the advice I just gave you.
How do you bump Michael Moore? With a backhoe, that’s how.
You really think it would be the inaugural?
So just where on the body is a person’s inaugural? Because I’m pretty sure that’s the one part of Paris’ anatomy that no one has yet seen.
Paris hot? Actually she reminds me of the real city Paris … full of skinny whores and brazen beggars.
In other jail news, former Democratic Governor Don Siegelman was convicted and sentenced on bribery charges today. Oddly, AP writer Bob Johnson failed to mention Sielgelman’s party affiliation…
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I can’t hear you!