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and Carlos!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-iaN6f2Mm0
Snort, spit, hitch–now that’s a bona fide.
Does that include "nothing,. you sexist pig!", perchance?
You wouldn’t be talking to her like that if you were uncut ,you know. You’d be begging for it, constantly.
SEE WHAT THE GODBOTHERERS HAVE DONE TO YOU!
Careful Jeff. It’s awfully hard to reattach those Conservative bonafides…
And how much starch to put in my shirts. (Right. Like anyone in my house except me knows how to iron a shirt properly.)
What’s the first thing a woman should do when she gets home from the shelter? The dishes, if she knows what’s good for her. Disclaimer: This was a joke. I do not in any way advocate violence against women.
Well, the formatting is all screwed up on that one as well. Dammit.
More jokes!
What do you call a woman with one black eye?
A fast learner!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing; you already told her twice.
Why don’t women need driver’s licenses?
Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open when she brings it.
How do you fix a womans watch?
You don’t. There’s a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the front door, and your wife is yelling at the front, which do you let in first?
Your dog of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
A real conservative is not dependent on anyone. He can feed himself and the whole rest of the world too.
SIGH.