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a (third) message from a massive purple bruise I picked up over the weekend

“You know, it’s a shame I showed up in the precise shape of that feather duster handle. Because otherwise you could have told people you got me while moonlighting as a cowboy or a Ninja or some such.

“Which is what I would have done, were I not a feather duster handle-shaped bruise my own self.”

13 Replies to “a (third) message from a massive purple bruise I picked up over the weekend”

  1. Mark says:

    Well, Jeff, I am relieved it isn’t a hicky from Hillary, or something equally disgusting.

  2. McGehee says:

    Aren’t feather-duster handles about the same size and shape as nunchuck handles?

  3. TaiChiWawa says:

    At least it isn’t from a riding crop . . . is it?

  4. Pablo says:

    Aren’t feather-duster handles about the same size and shape as nunchuck handles?  And there’s your Ninja angle.   /testing para breaks 

  5. Pablo says:

    How

    about

    this?

  6. B Moe says:

    I am trying to imagine a feather duster handle that looks like Earl Campbell. Have you been dusting bulldozers or something? 

  7. McGehee says:

    I once had a bruise that looked like Bruce Campbell. Or was it Neve Campbell?

  8. I actually just saw Earl Campbell in the bank about 1 month ago. He does look like a feather duster.

  9. Sarah Graham says:

    What are the best brands of pedometer on the market?:-`

  10. Juan Torres says:

    i always use my pedometer whenever i go out for jogging..”`

  11. i alway use our stock pedometer when i am jogging from home to our local park-`,

  12. digital pedometers are very accurate compared to those old designs which are mechanical based or something-,~

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