“You know, it’s a shame I showed up in the precise shape of that feather duster handle. Because otherwise you could have told people you got me while moonlighting as a cowboy or a Ninja or some such.
“Which is what I would have done, were I not a feather duster handle-shaped bruise my own self.”

Well, Jeff, I am relieved it isn’t a hicky from Hillary, or something equally disgusting.
Aren’t feather-duster handles about the same size and shape as nunchuck handles?
At least it isn’t from a riding crop . . . is it?
Aren’t feather-duster handles about the same size and shape as nunchuck handles? And there’s your Ninja angle. /testing para breaks
How
about
this?
I once had a bruise that looked like Bruce Campbell. Or was it Neve Campbell?
I actually just saw Earl Campbell in the bank about 1 month ago. He does look like a feather duster.
nice post, weider
What are the best brands of pedometer on the market?:-`
i always use my pedometer whenever i go out for jogging..”`
i alway use our stock pedometer when i am jogging from home to our local park-`,
digital pedometers are very accurate compared to those old designs which are mechanical based or something-,~