From the BBC:
One of the first people thought to have been killed by gunfire in the Americas has been found in a burial plot near Lima in Peru, scientists have said.
A skull bearing a gunshot hole was discovered amongst the remains of 72 bodies in a suburb of the capital.
Archaeologists believe the bodies were those of ancient Incas killed by Spanish conquistadors 500 years ago.
See? This is precisely what happens when you open up your borders willy-nilly to people of Spanish descent.
I sure hope Tom Tancredo holds a press conference and plays up the whole “violent Conquistador” angle. Because let’s see Bush and his yes men even try to overcome the specter of a thousand Spanish Galleons anchored menacingly in the Gulf of Mexico — every man on board armed with a rudimentary pistol and the willingness to pop a cap in the dome of any local who stands between him and his desire to bus tables, stamp concrete patios, or pick watermelons for Mr Majestyk.
Heh. Funny. I think.
John Travolta blames the psychotropic coca leaves.
He picked the wrong week to stop huffing lanolin.
As Candidate Bloomberg (I-NY) has so eloquently stated, it’s time to get wheellocks and matchlocks, the weapons of choice for so many morion-wearing thugs, off the streets once and for all.
And they probably bought them illegally from those Redneck dealers in Virginia Colony, too.
the specter of a thousand Spanish Galleons anchored menacingly in the Gulf of Mexico
I thought that was W.R. Hearst’s shtick?
The Spanish indeed. The fore fathers of the illegal immigrant. I say we blame it all on Spain
I assume there’ll be a CSI episode on this shortly.
Dur. This was the first jihadi, gone to his reward.
See? This is precisely what happens when you open up your borders willy-nilly to people of Spanish descent.
I love you, Jeff. You just win.
I can prove I didn’t do it.
Me, I’d make Nifong prove I did.
Shoot each other all you want. But don’t fuck with Chuck Bronson’s melons, damnit.
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