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a haiku that, for no reason whatever, imagines Andrew Dice Clay as an Asiatic Lion (Panthera leo persica)

“See that hot Bengal
Tiger there, crouched behind the
sage grass…? I fucked her.”

19 Replies to “a haiku that, for no reason whatever, imagines Andrew Dice Clay as an Asiatic Lion (Panthera leo persica)”

  1. Dan Collins says:

    Hey, how’s LMC’s bro?

  2. Jeff G. says:

    Good.  Said the jokes were the highlight of his week, and thanked you all profusely.

    Then he fell out of bed  on his way to take a piss when he got tangled up in the cord to his iPod.

     

  3. I don’t have to say it, do I?

  4. commander0 says:

    LIGER.

  5. mojo says:

    YOooo…

  6. Dan Collins says:

    Yes. Shame about Darfur. And Andrew.

  7. Dan Collins says:

    Speaking of which, did he get any jokes about the “right to bear arms”?

  8. JD says:

    After seeing Dice Clay on his VH1 show, I think he more resembles a hippopotamus.

    Hickory dickory dock, some asiatic lion was sucking Singer’s cock … but that is only natural.

  9. ahem says:

    Speaking of which, did he get any jokes about the “right to bear arms”?

    From what I could tell, no. And he didn’t get any of the other jokes, either.

  10. happyfeet says:

    Dave Foley alsogot extremely fat.  I’m sure hehas a good reason.I will "Say It!", and this will not look like it’s a haiku, but the sentiment is still there and all. Or it will look like a haiku and I will feel very self-satisfied and go have a cigarette. Either way.

  11. happyfeet says:

    Ok so I am still going to have a cigarette. I am supposed to stay here for 32 more minutes.

  12. dicentra says:

    OMG, you guys have to read this article that Ace linked:"The American Left’s Silly Victim Complex"  Written by a liberal. It’s so spot-on in its criticism that it HURTS. Especially the part about him not realizing that his ideology has simply followed itself to its logical conclusion and therefore needs to be abandoned entirely. 

  13. JD says:

    dicentra – Thanks for pointing out that article. What was most interesting was the comments section. where the exact people the author was discussing trotted out the same pedantic preaching that he referenced.

  14. JD says:

    Little Boy Blue … He needed the money !

  15. Dan Collins says:

    dicentra,
    You know, I actually sent Jeff an email about that a couple of days ago. But, as usual, Ace’s agents intercepted it and prevailed on him to post about it first–because he doesn’t have to potty train anyone but hautboys.

  16. furriskey says:

    What winks and fucks like
    A tiger? Wouldn’t you like
    To know, you pussy…

  17. Tman says:

    Those monks with the robes?
    I don’t mind them around so
    much……..suckin’ my dick!!!

  18. Lost My Cookies says:

    If you look close that crouching tiger has a hidden dragon, if you know what I mean.

    Much like my brother’s last girlfriend.

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