To: Former Senator Gary Hart
From: Al Qaeda, Operations Division
Re: Attacking Denver, home of protein wisdom.
Maps please, Gary. We need detailed maps. And don't hesitate to forward along anything else you feel might be helpful. With kindest regards --
Allahu Akbar,
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Al Qaeda senior staff and pawns
cc: 72 virgins; operatives with no connection to Iraq, peace be upon them
The typewriter font really makes it.
We need a whole bunch of those mini aircraft carriers that Hart was proposing back in the Eighties. You know, the deadly “Piper Cub” class.
Aw, baby bears are so cute, aren’t they?