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When I’m Done with Multicultural Cannibal Midget Mime Pirates [Dan Collins]

I may start working on a show called ”Sleepf*cker”, about a police investigator who’s trying to track down a sexual predator who’s him.  Much hilarity ensues.

I hate it when a perfectly good thread premise like a baby mummy custody battle gets ruined by topicality.

5 Replies to “When I’m Done with Multicultural Cannibal Midget Mime Pirates [Dan Collins]”

  1. JD says:

    You forgot the clowns !!!

  2. Pablo says:

    Get off me, Mummy!

  3. Mark says:

    Or, as Chelsea Clinton said to her dad on New Years Eve…get off me daddy, you’re crushing my cigaretes.

  4. TheGeezer says:

    The man testified that he realized he was trying to have sex with her only after going into the bathroom and discovering he was wearing a condom.

    At least it was safe sexsomnia.

  5. Rob Crawford says:

    The man testified that he realized he was trying to have sex with her only after going into the bathroom and discovering he was wearing a condom.

    I call BS.

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