“I hate to burst your
bubble, fellas. But you ain’t
nailing me to shit.”
Search
Archive Calendar
| M | T | W | T | F | S | S |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 3 | ||||
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
Archives
Categories
- A Government That Can Force You to Buy Health Insurance Can Make You Do Anything (3)
- a protein wisdom philosophy primer (3)
- academics (25)
- armadillo (8)
- Friday Fiction 100 Word Challenge (51)
- from the protein wisdom conceptual series (136)
- identity politics (33)
- If Republicans Win the Senate in 2014 (1)
- in which celebraties comment on current events (67)
- language / intentionalism (88)
- legal (6)
- My brief conversations with inanimate objects (130)
- NSA / FISA (46)
- One Term to Serve, the 2012 Revival (6)
- Overheard in a Fallujah bunker (27)
- Poems from 196x, Revised by the Ghost of Richard Brauti (27)
- protein wisdom's DNC coverage (30)
- protein wisdom's RNC coverage (29)
- protein wisdom: the movie Lists (20)
- Provocateurism (16)
- real-time empirical observations (51)
- red pills found behind the sofa cushions (42)
- Scenes from my driveway (61)
- Talking back to 80s music (41)
- The Martha Stewart Chronicles (58)
- The protein wisdom interviews (10)
- The protein wisdom original poems (142)
- Uncategorized (20,046)
- Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, abridged (34)
Recent Comments
- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
- In The Mailbox: 12.23.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll truly IS a sad, embittered psychopath
- Danger on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
- Danger on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
- In The Mailbox: 07.18.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
“Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they shall be one flesh.”
For at least an hour or so.
— Werner Herzog
Beareishith—in the beginning was the Bear and it was nailed to the shith.
All of which brings to mind the old joke —
A Baptist preacher is being pursued through the woods by a huge, ravenous bear. As he runs for his life, he stumbles and the bear is on him. The preacher shouts at the Heavens, “O Lord, hear my prayer, and turn this terrible beast into a Christian!”
A thunderous voice from the sky says, “I have heard your prayer, my good and faithful servant!”
Immediately the bear folds his paws together and says, “O Lord, we give thanks for this meal which we are about to eat. In Jesus’ name, Amen.”
“Hey, is that thing on?”
Scene: Judas Iscariot fleeing the charging bear. He stumbles over shredded remains of Roman soldiers and splintered timbers… “Betray this” A scream, a roar….fade to black.
Jeff, that was outstanding.
Bart Simpson: “What do we need church shoes for, Jesus wore sandals.”
Homer: “Well, maybe if he had better arch support, they wouldn’t have caught him.
Since you started it, Jeff…
2nd Kings Ch 2:23-25
Now if we could just get Elisha to visit the Kos Convention…
Rob, I love quoting that one at my kids when they give me grief for my hairline. Hasn’t worked yet, but you never know.
After that whole “Samson” thing, God likes the bald man better.
I used to live along the road from Felicity to Bethel. Wouldn’t recommend walking along it; the ditches are deep, the berm’s narrow, and the cars FLY.
Hmm. This is the second kinda-sorta-borderline Jesus/Christian joke in just a few days. Not to mention some of the responses. I like this site. But…Just Hmm.
Are you testing us, Jeff?
Just askin’.
At a Jesuit retreat house I once saw a hand sketched picture of Jesus with his eyes closed and his mouth wide open in the middle of a loud guffaw. The picture was entitled “Jesus Laughing” It was, to say the least, an image I had not previously considered.
In other words, F.I.C., one mick to another, lighten up.
Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! kzdnppqsqqopu