No, not from me. From the LA Times.
—Which means that, unlike the author of, say, the Martha Stewart Chronicles, the dude who wrote this bit is actually getting paid for it.
God bless him.
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Still, I should note, my all time PW favorite. I was looking forward to a new edition.
BTW, see my comment with a great tip on your Israel article…. if we can’t enjoy schadenfreude at Laurie David’s expense, at whose expense can we legitimately enjoy it?
I hear Paris is working on something called Goo in my Papagallos.
Meh. All of this is just further fuel on the bonfire of Why Do I Keep Hearing This Name?
Can’t somebody just slip her a hot dose? And get Lohan and Spears while you’re at it.
I’m not serious. Really.
No, you’re onto something: Lohan and Spears are at least attractive; I can’t for the life of me figure out why Paris is a celebrity.
I used to annoy my friends by emailing them most of Martha’s diary…
The column reads like Woody Allen’s old books. I love it.
Funny, but doesn’t quite have the artistic élan that the Martha diaries did, does it?
“If I didn’t know I was in prison I’d think I was in an Ian Schrager hotel.” Heh heh.
Have you *seen* Britney lately? If not, don’t bother. Remember her circa .jpg” target=”_blank”]1999
Until Paris coughs up some condoms for use as “ Ice Dong “ moulds , the Martha Stewart Chronicles will forever remain the standard against which all prison legends will be judged ……. then again , what would Paris do ?
We paid you with our love and adoration.
‘Course, that’s not gonna buy you a new patio set.
Funniest line from (the stolen) diary schtick:
Day 18: This “Jesus Christ” was an amazing guy. It’s so sad he died so young.
Not to mention our feigned interest in your 10,000-word treatises on literary criticism.
And all we asked in return was an occasional interlude of steamy-hot lesbian prison sex.
Because we’re givers…
Hadn’t seen those Martha Stewart Diaries before.
Fucking brilliant.
Looks like it will have to be the Paris Hilton ”Home Confinement Diaries”
“an unspecified medical problem” –
PID?
A shiv cut?
Hyperventilation at being stuck in that cell?
Enquiring minds are repulsed, yet somehow still want to know . . .
Too bad the author failed to even attempt to imitate a literary voice Paris Hilton could possibly have. By the time he had her quoting Rilke, I thought how much more fun it could have been with a sort of “Flowers for Algernon” vibe going on– watching her transform from a subliterate moron to a well-read genius, and have it all collapse into incomprehensibility again when she emerged from prison.
Jeff, you’re funnier, though not as well paid. But at least you have your own house, so stop yer whinin’!