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“the yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships, 34” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

yin: “You know what we should try?  This salmon egg and fresh basil wood-baked pizza.  I think it might be a refreshing change from our usual pepperoni or sausage, don’t you?

yang: “Sure.  And then for dessert, maybe we can go find ourselves a pregnant woman to kick in the stomach until she miscarries.  Because that would certainly be a refreshing change from my having to watch you pick gristle out of your teeth before plopping yourself down on the couch with a package of Oreos, a quart of half and half, and a bowdlerized ‘Sex in the City’ marathon on TBS.”

9 Replies to ““the yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships, 34” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)”

  1. Pablo says:

    Watch yourself, brother.

    A woman who killed her preacher husband with a shotgun blast to the back as he lay in bed was sentenced Friday to three years in prison, but with time served could be released on probation in a little more than two months.

    Mary Winkler must serve at least 210 days of her sentence but gets credit for the 143 days she has already spent in jail, Judge Weber McCraw said.

    Life is cheap, depending.

  2. McGehee says:

    Okay—which one’s the guy again?

  3. Boss429 says:

    PMS…it’s because of the PATRIARCHY…now if you’d have wanted red snapper instead of salmon eggs on the pizza this could have been avoided.

  4. JD says:

    Salmon eggs ?  They make good bait when you are trout fishing.  Pizza, not so much.

    I had a light dusting of salmon roe on my sushi this evening. 

    I declined the last course, as I did not want to Willis out in front of my new neighbors.

  5. B Moe says:

    How long you think before she regains custody, Pablo?

  6. cynn says:

    That whole scenario is a retcher.  Does happy hour do delivery?

  7. Major John says:

    Well, cynn, it did for me – Jameson ahoy!  Happy 41st to me.

  8. Pablo says:

    How long you think before she regains custody, Pablo?

    This time next year, I’d guess.

  9. JD says:

    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MAJOR JOHN !!!!

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