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Depriving Others of Expression is a Valid Form of Expression [Dan Collins]

From the ever-ridiculous Amanda:

Ignore the sexist origins of the word. “Cunts”=assholes.

Break something. Set something on fire. Tonight you can find a way to resist. That asshole with a Bush bumper sticker? It can be removed.

What is she saying?  Tear the bumpersticker off of someone’s cunt?

Morons.

RELATED: Read it and weep, boys.  Jackie Mackey Paisley Passey is engaged to be married.  She finally found someone whose quality level was compatible with her own.

ALSO RELATED: Jesus’ General demonstrates how to take responsibility for idiotic gaffes

Ace is on the story, too.

59 Replies to “Depriving Others of Expression is a Valid Form of Expression [Dan Collins]”

  1. B Moe says:

    jessilikewhoa Jun 9th, 2007 at 1:26 am

    one minivan, two bush stickers AND a stop partial birth abortion sticker.

    i stopped in my tracks and started swearing at an empty vehicle. i probably looked crazy. the boyfriend assisted me forward as i kept swearing. i wish i had thought to just peel off the stickers.

    what a simple yet brilliant idea.

    Unbelievable.

  2. Break something. Set something on fire.

    Vandalism and arson.

    That’s not political speech, it’s incitement to crime.

  3. Pablo says:

    I left my “mad at Paris Hilton” state a couple of days ago, and now am very much in “the way this Paris Hilton thing is unfolding says a lot about women’s sexual power is constructed and ultimately punished” state.

    Sheer idiocy. A cuntful of idiocy, even.

  4. Jeffersonian says:

    I remember when I used to say shit like this.  Like most guys, I was saying it to get into the pants of blinkered chicks like Mandy (though the targets of my laciviousness tended to be a bit less dowdy).  It worked, but I lost respect for myself.

    TW: numbers19 – yeah, somewhere around there.

  5. jason says:

    Hell, you mean I spent all that time learning five languages, making a ton of money, getting ripped in the gym and becoming an atheist libertarian and now you tell me Jackie has given her hand to another man!? SHEE-IT!

  6. McGehee says:

    I was saying it to get into the pants of blinkered chicks

    I concluded in college that most pro-choicers in my age range were just guys who wanted to be able to boff without birth.

    Us patriarchalists. We get ‘em coming and going. We’re so evil that way.

  7. Jeffersonian says:

    Us patriarchalists. We get ‘em coming and going. We’re so evil that way.

    Lemons into lemonade, m’boy, lemons into lemonade..

  8. B Moe says:

    They were pissed at Paris being rich, and made her the poster child for government confiscation of private estates, but think it is oppressive sexism for her to be held responsible for her actions.  Cognitive dissonance doesn’t even come close to describing that kind of dysfunctional thought process.

  9. Jeffersonian's Dick says:

    Screw your self respect.  That Alan Alda shit works, baby.  Now fish that Che t-shirt out of the hamper, stick that copy of Against Our Will in your back pocket and get back in the game!

  10. Dan Collins says:

    You sluts.  You sicken me.

  11. B Moe says:

    The language I used, “Apparently, Brittney is just plain fucking stupid” reflected what I felt was the gravity of her mistake.

    Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

  12. Jeffersonian says:

    Screw your self respect.  That Alan Alda shit works, baby.  Now fish that Che t-shirt out of the hamper, stick that copy of Against Our Will in your back pocket and get back in the game!

    Down boy, DOWN!!  I’m so ashamed. 

    Now get on your hands and knees, Amanda, and make farm noises!!

  13. Darleen says:

    Good lord, scratch a lefty, find a brownshirt just itching to engage in window breaking.

    And my nominee for the most asshattery statement there, so far

    I’d rather be a lefty who stomps her feet and rips up stickers than a wingnut who goes out and beats up immigrants.

    No sourcing, of course.

  14. Rob Crawford says:

    They’re projecting, Darleen.

  15. thor says:

    What is she saying?  Tear the bumpersticker off of someone’s cunt?

    So that’s why young girls don’t keep much hair down there.  To stave off the attacking Naomies!

  16. TheGeezer says:

    Amanda -and her readers – are in continuous revolutionary uproar mode.  She stirs her dialectical cauldron, cackling incessantly, hoping that something – anything – sensible might float to the surface of the brew.  Nothing results of course, except self-effacing outrage and the occasional dead fetus, which she then celebrates as a major advancement of civilization.

    Man, reading that crap is tiring.  Time for a nap.

  17. daleyrocks says:

    What is the sexist origin of the word cunt?

  18. Dan Collins says:

    Daley–

    I fed your query into Ask Geeves, and it came back with this.

  19. Dan Collins says:

    This is from the first link:

    Posted by: osa at 2005-03-03 11:37:53.0

    the word cunt originated from south asian culture. it was a name of a goddess that represented life. kinda like Gaea in greek culture which is the mother earth, beginning of everything. Vagina however basically means a sword holder… id rather be compared to goddess than a literal hole with one purpose… this is just a piece of info in support of nobody…

    ____________

    So.  That sounds dispositive.  Not.

  20. TheGeezer says:

    Cunt has been in common use in its anatomical meaning since at least the 13th century. It did not appear in any major dictionary of the English language from 1795 to 1961, when it was included in Webster’s Third New International Dictionary with the comment “usu. considered obscene”. Its first appearance in the Oxford English Dictionary was in 1972, which cites the word as having been in use since 1230 in what was supposedly a current London street name of “Gropecunte Lane.”

    Caution: this is from Wikipedia.  I Dogpiled the word and got all sorts of lesbian photographers’ websites.  An obsession is an obsession, eh?

  21. TheGeezer says:

    From Merriam Webster online:

    Etymology: Middle English cunte; akin to Middle Low German kunte female pudenda

    Date: 14th century

  22. Dan Collins says:

    And here’s the website for Inga Muscio, foundress of the Take Back the Cunt movement.

  23. Darleen says:

    foundress of the Take Back the Cunt movement.

    What? There’s some missing cunts out there? Cunts living in the shadows, so to speak?

    Does Ted Kennedy know this?

  24. Dan Collins says:

    Check out her product line, Darleen.

  25. McGehee says:

    Cunts living in the shadows, so to speak?

    Does Ted Kennedy know this?

    They’re probably hiding in his shadow.

    If he can’t see his feet, they’re certainly safe.

  26. daleyrocks says:

    Will we have pictures of cunts on milk cartons?

    What will they think of next?

    Amber alerts for cunts?

  27. I still want a wet piece of Jackie’s pie.  I’ll even go 3rd or 4th.  I don’t mind.

  28. Dan Collins says:

    We’re all givers, here.

  29. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Let’s not forget, people.  Amanda doesn’t really mean any of this crap. But look at how she’s got her little lapdogs ready to lift a leg and piss on somebody else’s property:

    8 Flying Fox Jun 9th, 2007 at 9:38 am

    A friend used to steal support our troops magnets off of peoples cars and stick them on his car as trophies. Amazingly, no one ever gave him a hard time for it. He would watch his victims to see what they did. IF i recall, half the time the victims did not get replacement magnets, the other half did replace them. He used to say even though he was being a thief, he was a troop supporting thief b/c he rooted out all the fakes and got the genuine people to buy more magnets, supporting the troops even more. Then he would say something like “The money off of those magnets goes to the war effort, right? right?” As he said this he would always ham it up, like make some kind of sad-puppy face, or innocent child face, or what he called the trusting man-child. I’m not sure how to describe that last one. It’s a tragedy he went into cooking instead of acting after High School, he was such a talented thespian. Well, we all know what homophobia can do to people.

    A fraud leading phony culture warriors in a bout to beat back middle-class white guilt.

    I smile and smile—knowing that would Johnny Edwards come knocking with a paycheck again, Mandy would immediately put on a church dress and run off to mass if Sugar Daddy demanded it.

    In white knee stockings, to boot.

    Yes.  Everyday that Sister Amanda of the Auctioned Off Scruples tries to act outraged is a day of mirth and merriment here at the PW penis compound.

  30. Robert says:

    I just hope that Amanda’s new focus on social justice doesn’t take away from the critical ongoing work of evangelizing her vagina.

    She’s got genitalia, and she’s not afraid to use them. Take that, penile oppressors!

  31. Rob Crawford says:

    It’s a tragedy he went into cooking instead of acting after High School, he was such a talented thespian. Well, we all know what homophobia can do to people.

    That guy *HAS* to be taking a piss. The “thespian”/”homophobia” joke is SO obviously a joke.

  32. JHoward says:

    I wouldn’t touch Jackie Massey Desperately Ferguson with Dan’s– oh, never mind.

  33. Great Mencken's Ghost! says:

    Somebody over at Amanda’s offered to forward their suggestions to Free Republic, earlier.  I went back to link to it but the post is inexplicably gone…

  34. daleyrocks says:

    I didn’t know I was in the penis compound.  Thanks, Jeff.

    Knowing that, the compound has got to have a link to the world’s biggest dick.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2362087.html

    (h/t Ace)

  35. Scape-Goat Trainee says:

    8 Flying Fox Jun 9th, 2007 at 9:38 am

    A friend used to steal support our troops magnets off of peoples cars and stick them on his car as trophies. Amazingly, no one ever gave him a hard time for it. He would watch his victims to see what they did. IF i recall, half the time the victims did not get replacement magnets, the other half did replace them. He used to say even though he was being a thief, he was a troop supporting thief b/c he rooted out all the fakes and got the genuine people to buy more magnets, supporting the troops even more. Then he would say something like “The money off of those magnets goes to the war effort, right? right?” As he said this he would always ham it up, like make some kind of sad-puppy face, or innocent child face, or what he called the trusting man-child. I’m not sure how to describe that last one. It’s a tragedy he went into cooking instead of acting after High School, he was such a talented thespian. Well, we all know what homophobia can do to people.

    They’re such a brave bunch.

    Let me guess, the guy giggled while watching the reaction of the folks he’d just stolen from as well. While crouching down hiding behind his bumper of course.

  36. daleyrocks says:

    Maybe everyone could chip in and help pay for Amanda to give a week long seminar on feminist thought to a couple of dozen wahabbi men.  Memri could televise it until the shooting started.

  37. Andrea Porkin says:

    Its first appearance in the Oxford English Dictionary was in 1972, which cites the word as having been in use since 1230 in what was supposedly a current London street name of “Gropecunte Lane.”

    Can’t speak for the date it first appeared, but here’s the citation from the OED:

    ME. cunte, count(e), corresponding to ON. kunta (Norw., Sw. dial. kunta, Da. dial. kunte), OFris., MLG., MDu. kunte:Gmc. *kuntn wk. fem.; ulterior relations uncertain.]

    1. The female external genital organs. Cf. QUAINT n.

    Its currency is restricted in the manner of other taboo-words: see the small-type note s.v. FUCK v.

    [c1230 in Ekwall Street-Names of City of London (1954) 165 Gropecuntelane.] a1325 Prov. Hendyng (Camb. Gg. I. 1) st. 42 Yeue i cunte to cunnig and craue affetir wedding. c1400 Lanfranc’s Cirurg. 172/12 In wymmen e necke of e bladdre is schort, & is maad fast to the cunte. c1425 Castle of Perseverance (1904) 1193 Mankynde, my leue lemman, I my cunte ou schalt crepe. 1552 LYNDESAY Satyre Procl. 144 First lat me lok thy cunt, Syne lat me keip the key. a1585 POLWART Flyting with Montgomerie (1910) 817 Kis e cunt of ane kow. c1650 in Hales & Furnivall Percy’s Folio MS. (1867) 99 Vp start the Crabfish, & catcht her by the Cunt. 1743 WALPOLE Little Peggy in Corr. (1961) XXX. 309 Distended cunts with alum shall be braced. c1800 BURNS Merry Muses (1911) 66 For ilka hair upon her ct, Was worth a royal ransom. c1888-94 My Secret Life VII. 161, I sicken with desire, pine for unseen, unknown cunts. 1934 H. MILLER Tropic of Cancer (1935) 15 O Tania, where now is that warm cunt of yours? 1956 S. BECKETT Malone Dies 24 His young wife had abandoned all hope of bringing him to heel, by means of her cunt, that trump card of young wives.

    transf. and fig. a1680 LD. ROCHESTER Poems on Several Occasions (1950) 28 Her Hand, her Foot, her very look’s a Cunt. 1922 JOYCE Ulysses 61 The grey sunken cunt of the world. 1928 D. H. LAWRENCE Lady Chatterley xvi. 296 If your sister there comes ter me for a bit o’ cunt an’ tenderness, she knows what she’s after.

    2. Applied to a person, esp. a woman, as a term of vulgar abuse.

    1929 F. MANNING Middle Parts of Fortune I. viii. 159 What’s the cunt want to come down ‘ere buggering us about for, ‘aven’t we done enough bloody work in th’ week? 1932 ‘G. ORWELL’ Coll. Essays (1968) I. 88 Tell him he’s a cunt from me. 1934 H. MILLER Tropic of Cancer (1935) 28 Two cunts sail inAmericans. 1956 S. BECKETT Malone Dies 99 They think they can confuse me… Proper cunts whoever they are. 1965 V. HENRIQUES Face I Had 69 ‘What d’you think you’re doing, you silly cunt?’ the driver shouts at her.

    3. Comb.

    1680 ANON. in Rochester’s Poems on Several Occasions (1950) 36 Fam’d through the World, for the C–nt-mending Trade. 1868 Index Expurgatorius of Martial 32 A satire on Baeticus, who was a priest of Cybele, and a cunt-sucker. 1891 FARMER Slang II. 230/2 Cunt-struck, enamoured of women. 1923 J. MANCHON Le Slang 97 Cunt-hat,..chapeau de feutre. 1965 F. SARGESON Memoirs of Peon, ii. 28 We were all helplessly and hopelessly c…struck, a vulgar but forcibly accurate expression.

    Hmm… on previewing this, I noticed that the blog software is eating the thorn and eth characters. Just imagine them there, if you would.

  38. Pellegri says:

    Admittedly I have taken down “World Can’t Wait” posters. And contemplated going after a “Bush Lied” sticker.

    That were up in public, not on people’s cars. Point of fact, both were vandalism themselves, being posted in places they weren’t supposed to be.

    Stuff on people’s lawns, cars, etc. is not fair game, however, so these people are indeed being cunts.

  39. Rob Crawford says:

    I wanna know what happened to Gropecuntelane. And I want to know when we can expect to see it reborn in some development here in the states. I’d even consider living there over here.

  40. Andrea Porkin says:

    If I remember right, “Gropecuntelane” was renamed “Grape Street” during some outbreak of morality or other. Sorry, don’t have a source at hand.

  41. Pablo says:

    Update: To all the people linking to this post, if you gave half as much a shit about the lives of our troops as about the fate of a hypothetical bumper sticker in a very silly joke, then this war would already be over.

    See? Everything could be just wonderful, BUT YOU DON’T CARE ENOUGH!!!!

  42. Andrea Porkin says:

    Here are a newspaper article and a history site that mention Gropecuntelane/ Gropecunt Lane.

    I seem to remember there was also a “Codpiece Alley” (renamed “Coppice Street”).

    I remember reading this stuff in a history of prostitution (which, of course, was purely out of academic interest), but I’m drawing a blank on the name. It was long ago and far away.

  43. Cybrludite says:

    Sounds like the silly cunts want to start a war with the half of America who actually knows how to work a rifle. You wanna try & burn me out? Don’t be surprised when I put a few tracers through that jerrycan of gas you’re carrying…

  44. Jeffersonian says:

    I’ve been watching YouTube clips of left-wing ‘protestors’ throwing rocks at police, erecting roadblocks, charging police lines, breaking windows and lobbing molotov cocktails at cops and property.  Then the hilarious part: a cop swings a billy club at one of his assailants and is cursed for being a ‘fascist.’

    Fucking irony-proof these folks are.

  45. Major John says:

    Cyber – it’s all just rhetorical wind breaking on their part.  I doubt any of those types would actually do anything like try to burn/break something.

    The hardcore, anarchist, break-things-in-Seattle types number in the few hundred to many dozens…

  46. Andrea Porkin says:

    Posted over at Ace of Spades:

    Cows versus hippies at a previous G8 protest. An angry Scottish farmer makes a cameo appearance to drive off the hippies with a hammer.

  47. TallDave says:

    What is she saying?  Tear the bumpersticker off of someone’s cunt?

    Don’t be stupid.  Clearly, she is saying you should pull the bumper sticker off someone’s asshole.

  48. thor says:

    Don’t be stupid.  Clearly, she is saying you should pull the bumper sticker off someone’s asshole.

    Oh no, the symbiosism of cunt is front and center in this debate, followed by bimbos and bumber stickers.

  49. Jeffersonian says:

    In Mandy’s comments, Stephen attempt to ingratiate himself with the gynokommisars, proving that my old M.O. is still worth giving a whirl:

    I went to technorati and waded through all the crap people said about this post. Its a gotcha. Thats all this is. Protein Wisdom et al don’t care really, they just saw this as a chance to dig on Amanda, which they love to do. Because she is a woman. Seriously, Protein Wisdom’s comments about this are wall to wall MISOGYNY.

    Emphasis mine, but I’m sure he meant it and anyway, what is political debate if you can’t censor or misrepresent your foe’s words?

  50. furriskey says:

    Which Stephen? There are so many Stephens posting out there it’s like a hatful of old arseholes.

  51. MayBee says:

    Who’s Jackie Mackey Paisley Passey?

    It’s a name worthy of Dr. Suess, but what’s the interest in her here?

  52. B Moe says:

    Jackie wrote a profoundly pretentious, and unintentionally hilarious, blog post looking for a man awhile back.  Ace had a field day with it.

  53. Darleen says:

    the fate of a hypothetical bumper sticker in a very silly joke,

    Say now, is this the very same St Amanda who not only has never apologized for her Duke players schtick, but who also said evidence of the Duke players actually being rapists included the email that talked about “skinning” … Mandy refused to see it as a “joke”.

  54. Darleen says:

    Protein Wisdom et al don’t care really, they just saw this as a chance to dig on Amanda, which they love to do. Because she is a woman. Seriously, Protein Wisdom’s comments about this are wall to wall MISOGYNY.

    As much as I enjoy being told I’m an inauthentic woman by Mandy and her female minions, such stuff by shoveled by her male syphocants is especially precious.

  55. daleyrocks says:

    Jesus’ General sets an example for us all.  More and more libs are following the Mike Rogers school of compassionate, tolerant, acceptance of different lifestyles and opinions without flying off the handle or becoming “unhinged” as it were.  They even refuse to follow the thuggery of the Democratic leaders of the House and Senate when they threatened the broadcast license of ABC over rumored content of a 9/11 special.  Things of beauty these liberal pretzel minds at work I tell ya.

  56. Rusty says:

    Protein Wisdom et al don’t care really, they just saw this as a chance to dig on Amanda, which they love to do. Because she is a woman. Seriously, Protein Wisdom’s comments about this are wall to wall MISOGYNY.

    Naw. Mainly it’s because she’s stupid.

  57. Jeffersonian says:

    As much as I enjoy being told I’m an inauthentic woman by Mandy and her female minions, such stuff by shoveled by her male syphocants is especially precious.

    You have such a false consciousness, Darleen.  Off to the maoist self-criticism session with you!

  58. B Moe says:

    I am still don’t understand why Amanda is all pissed at us for not getting the joke, hell, none of her regulars got it either.  How does she expect us iggernant godbags to understand humor too sophisticated for the cool kids?

  59. MayBee says:

    Jackie wrote a profoundly pretentious, and unintentionally hilarious, blog post looking for a man awhile back.  Ace had a field day with it.

    Thanks, B.

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