employs dagger-like incisors, cavernous jaws, to extract large hunk of flesh from Jimmah’s scrawny hide, not very surgically.
If blood sport is hardly your thing in the morning, you may wish instead to check this out:
Edwards charges $55,000 to speak to UC Davis students about poverty
I suppose you might be able to make this stuff up, but people would say you were daft. Personally, I can’t say I’ve ever seen a presidential campaign by a guy supposed to have had a chance get things so perfectly wrong.
Here’s a sentence one doesn’t see every day, thank God:
The identical Missouri twins say they were unknowingly having sex with the same woman.
My favorite line:
“Did you sleep with him while in Sikeston for the rodeo?” In fact, I think I’ll start using this as a response to non-sequiturs. This is a bit like Solomon reversed.
And finally, should you wish to hang around until Jeff starts posting, there’s Rachel’s Helpful Guide to Online Dating, for Men. I see that Althouse has linked to it, as well. And with this tool, you can cut and paste to determine just how counter-tenor I am, for example, or how butch Amanda is. Another, less powerful, that will take a smaller sample.
Collins predicts Egyptian incest rates to rise
But the link takes me back to the fool Edwards. I want to read about Rodeo Sex, not hypocritical socialists.
I can get hypocritical socialists at home-
Thanks, furriskey! I think that’s fixed now.
Let’s hope so. It’s bad enough being diagnosed as a weak European female by your Gender Tool.
Changed my mind. I’d rather read about hypocritical socialists.
Well, what did you paste in there? Some Jewel lyrics?
Ah’m just setting an example for the po-ah. If po-ah folks would just join the college lecture suckit, we’d have no more po-ah folks.
Some folks just don’t git it.
Jewel Lyrics ..hahahah
Interesting. Love Missile comes out as Female on both.
Must be some sort of a dildo.
Do you realize how much it costs to take that many dogs and ponies on the road?
Now, the lyrics of Kashmir analyze both ways…one wonders if Plant’s love missle was somewhat trackless, at times?
Re: Hitch, he delivers a well-deserved brutalizing of President Carter. I think anyone has to recognize the self-serving nature of any criticism Carter directs at any other President past or present—he’s not trying to place anyone on the pedestal marked “worst ever” so much as he is trying to bump himself off.
Saving grace, Mr. President, Hitch still thinks Nixon’s worse than you were—but keep it up.
Carter is suffering from what used to be known as Willi Brandt Syndrome, before Ted Heath took it over and ran with it (waddled with it) for about 30 years.
Something overtakes them once they have been booted out of office- they suddenly become convinced that their opinions are worth public expression and nothing can convince them otherwise, not even ridicule and humiliation.
Makes you wonder whether timbo used to hold public office.
Bitty.
Finally something from Islam that I can support…..
Dildo !!
Just so we’re clear about this… a Presidential candidate charged for a campaign appearance?
It was early 2006, GMG, so I’m not sure whether he’d declared already, or not. But on the let me get this straight front, some university paid His Silkiness $55k to speak on poverty?
The only rodeo I ever saw had a line about 200 people long waiting to get at the beer keg.
I never saw the point of rodeo. It’s like an outdoor bar, in the hot sun, except the smell and the music are worse. Or did I miss something?
What’s wrong with an outdoor bar in the hot sun?
Ah, man, nothing says “redneck” quite like getting drunk at the rodeo and making a booty call, does it?
Paging Jeff Foxworthy…
I definitely didn’t need to see those three words strung together before lunch.
We all laughed when Edwards went to work for a hedge fund to learn about poverty, but damned if it doesn’t work! I’ve got to see about getting one of those $460,000 internships myself.
A – I’ll be converting to Islam now, thanks…can’t see their ankles, but you can suck their tits. WTF??
B – I’ve crossed “get on Hitchens’ bad side” off my list
You can suck their tits, but only if they’re nursing, I think.
No problem. I’m not proud.