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Random Jimmy Carter thought, Tuesday, May 22, 1:16 PM MT

…besides, who’s to say that Mossad couldn’t train an enormous water bunny as a submariner assassin?  Did the Zionists not build their golems from nothing but mud and Jew magic?  Like sneaky, semitic warlocks, these people are…”

25 Replies to “Random Jimmy Carter thought, Tuesday, May 22, 1:16 PM MT”

  1. daleyrocks says:

    And in their wisdom they decided his name shall be HARVEY.

  2. DarthRove says:

    You’re crediting Monsieur Malaise with waaaay too much coherence.

    tw: Blessed are the poor46, for they shall received welfare.

  3. Robert says:

    Hooooo boy.  Brace yourselves for Bugs Bunny/Monty Python jokes/links to follow, methinks.

    It was Da Joooos that came up with myxomatosis, Jeff.  I encountered one of these devil joobunnies in Spain while hiking, had to kill it with my hiking staff.  Scared shit out of me, truly. Work of the Devil!

  4. Rob B. says:

    Jimmah likes to structure his sentence like Yoda. But less wise and more wrinkled, he is.

  5. TheGeezer says:

    Did the Zionists not build their golems from nothing but mud and Jew magic? 

    Well, I just killed another keyboard.

  6. Robert says:

    I’ll tell you which Jooo it was that sent the bunny, Jeff. It was Hyman Rickover, the head of the US Navy’s nuclear power program.  Carter trained under Rickover, and the old guy used to haze his trainees unmercifully (thus no nuclear accidents on US Navy ships, EVER. Google it!), and apparently Jimmah took it personally, because he fired Rickover after he became President.

    TW: level39 security clearance violation for telling you this, though. I’m waiting the jackboots kicking in my door as I speak.

  7. Nanonymous says:

    “I wish I had taken some of that coke Ham Jordan was pushing back in the day; try that shit now, I’m liable to do a Len Bias all over the carpet.  And that’s going to be WAY more cleaning up, getting all that nose candy off the desk top – more embarrasing than the whole Nelson Rockefeller exit, with less payoff – if you know what I mean.”

  8. kelly says:

    I’ve lusted in my heart.

  9. McGehee says:

    Did the Zionists not build their golems from nothing but mud and Jew magic?

    I’ll bet they burped the mud.

  10. N. O'Brain says:

    Jimmy Carter has peanuts envy.

  11. N. O'Brain says:

    The above was unashamedly stolen from Chris Hitchens and Slate.

    Thank you.

  12. Jeffersonian says:

    Did the Zionists not build their golems from nothing but mud and Jew magic?

    And fed them poison Jew bananas

    TW: lower56…they’ve added eight?

  13. Meg Q says:

    . . . come to think of it, I bet that Abbie Hoffman jewboy Amy used to hang out with was with the Mossad himself – that would explain why he kept getting off. A real agent provacateur, he did his job well. ‘Course, the CIA got him, in the end – heh, heh. But those Yalies don’t like outside agents operating in-country, even if they are from the Zionist entity that we must bow down and worship.

  14. slickdpdx says:

    If by magic, you also mean spunk, yes.

  15. SteveG says:

    Didn’t someone in the Reagan Administration tell Rickover “thank you but it is time to go home now.”

  16. eLarson says:

    I’ve seen it attributed to John F. Lehman, Steve.

  17. TODD says:

    Beware of the killer Jew bunnies…..

  18. SteveG says:

    When I see Carter I think of Jerry Stiller’s character Arthur in the “King of Queens” sitcom.

    Inexplicable outbursts; followed by baffling non-sequitur; complete denial of any type of personal responsibility.

    Carter’s legacy of incompetence is unparallelled. Bellowing nonsense about Bush and Blair doesn’t change a thing.

  19. happyfeet says:

    ironically it’s more the Germans you need to keep an eye on…

  20. daleyrocks says:

    In the Middle East, aren’t they more likely to have dust bunnies than water bunnies?  Perhaps that is part of cleverness of the zionist plot.  No one expects a water wabbit in the Middle East.  No wonder the Jooos own all the banks and contol all the media, the fiends.

  21. Merovign says:

    How did Carter ever get anything? Will someone tell me that?

    IIRC he was a dupe, a rube, a moron and a whackjob BEFORE he was elected, he just happens to be especially vocal recently.

    And how pathetic is the world when masses of people don’t just stand up and yell “shut up you doddering old fool” when Carter opens his big gob and spouts off about worst presidents or how dastardly Jews are.

    I mean, really. It’s that he gets away with it that really bugs me!

  22. Major John says:

    I always thought a bunch of golems would make a great EOD unit.

  23. Robert says:

    (steveG)Didn’t someone in the Reagan Administration tell Rickover “thank you but it is time to go home now.”

    You are correct, and I am covered with shame for my mistake.

  24. thor says:

    “Like sneaky, semitic warlocks, these people are…”

    biddin’ down light sweet crude.

    Know why illegal immigrants can’t be firemen?

    They confuse Jose with hose B.

  25. Rob Crawford says:

    I always thought a bunch of golems would make a great EOD unit.

    Depends on how tough their ceramic is. Seems to me they could shatter real easy.

    And, of course, the Golem Trust would probably get all sniffy about it.

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