Lindsay Lohan Booked on Suspicion of DUI
To be shitting me is what you have. I NEVER would have seen this coming. It’s honestly almost as shocking as what’s happened to that lovely young woman, Paris Hilton. Well, I never! Who’d have thought! My stars! I feel so let down! Where have all the heroes gone? Say it ain’t so. Shocker! Out of left field! Dear, me! Why, I never!
I wonder if he’ll resign from the Senate?
Nice tie-in with the earlier post—this is a review of a “prison wine” recipe.
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000373.php
Money quote:
The rest of it is worth a read, too.
What are the dangers? Can I poison my friends or myself?
That’s kind of vague, but mostly I just found lots of references to lead poisoning.
happyfeet great name….
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I feel your pain, Dan.
I wonder if there’s some way we can discourage policemen from acting as touts to the gossip columns? A broomstick up the anus, possibly.
Wrong prison diary.
I’m in the hospital this Sunday morning and I managed to get hold of a laptop. When I went to DRUDGE, there it was; LL was under suspicion for DUI and cocaine.
Where were you when you first heard?
Burrhog–What’s up?