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another moment of unabashed pragmatism

According to my dermatologist, just because all my moles are benign doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be using 30 SPF sunscreen.  But me, I like to slather on the 15 and live life dangerously.

Were I a chick, I’d be Lindsay Lohan.  And the world would be my liquor-drenched playground.

13 Replies to “another moment of unabashed pragmatism”

  1. Lord Nazh says:

    You can either get the pesky old benign moles with your 15, or you can get prostate cancer with his 30 smile

  2. CraigC says:

    Were I a chick, I’d be Lindsay Lohan.  And the world would be my playground.

    Yeah, but you’d also have firecrotch.

  3. Great Mencken's Ghost! says:

    Were you a chick like Lindsay Lohan, there’d be a convoy en route to Denver—oh, sorry, isn’t this Ace of Spades?

  4. lee says:

    AAH, when it’s your time to go, you’re going. Doesn’t matter if if you want to or not.

    I still use sunscreen though.

    My time might not be for another 40 years.

    I still refuse to wear a helmet in blatent defiance of Death when I ride my bike, if in any way it makes up for that shiney layer of SPF45 I slather on every morning.

  5. McGehee says:

    My time might not be for another 40 years.

    Heh. If I’d known I was going to live this long I’d have taken better care of myself.

    (Dude, you’re 45.)

    And your point?

  6. Dan Collins says:

    We found a useable quantity of cocoa butter in the vehicle.

  7. furriskey says:

    Were I a chick, I’d be Lindsay Lohan.

    But would you be a Lesbian? The people want to know.

  8. gahrie says:

    I’m a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body…..

  9. mojo says:

    Oh, give the poor girl a break. Hell, if I was primarily known for playing second banana to a freakin’ Volkswagen I’d be slurpin’ the booze down as fast as I could too.

  10. B Moe says:

    Heh. If I’d known I was going to live this long I’d have taken better care of myself.

    I used to think it was really funny when people said that.  Now?  Not so much.

  11. mishu says:

    Heh. If I’d known I was going to live this long I’d have taken better care of myself.

    Another argument against socialized medicine.

  12. Phil K. says:

    We found a useable quantity of cocoa butter in the vehicle.

    If you really want to facilitate the tanning process, pouring Budweiser on your chest is the only way to go.

    I’m just saying65.

  13. lee says:

    blockquote>If I’d known I was going to live this long I’d have taken better care of myself.</blockquote>

    I got you by a year McGehee. You’re a swell guy, and all that, but I gotta call bullshit on that one.

    I bet when you were 21, and if you knew you would still be alive at 45, you would have had beer for breakfast wayyyy more often.

    All through my 20’s and a good part of the 30’s I worked in the sun, shirtless. Road construction, roofing, framing, plus playing golf and fishing, usually in shorts and no shirt. I looked like a blonde indian.

    I still work in the sun alot, but decided it was wise to use protection. In a whole different way than I learned at 18.

    My skin is fine, but what do I know, I’m scared to go to the doctors.

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