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Cow Adopts White Baby Boy [Dan Collins]

I had to work Saturday, and was caught up in Mother’s Day stuff yesterday, so I didn’t get to check out the news much, and glancingly.  This story, though was at the top of the news all weekend.  I don’t understand what the importance of the child’s gender is to the story, though.

CORRECTION: Some outlets are specifying that it’s a “Shrill Cow”

7 Replies to “Cow Adopts White Baby Boy [Dan Collins]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    Who’s Scooter?

  2. Pablo says:

    Cow?

    Heh.

  3. happyfeet says:

    She explained that the infant’s name was inspired by her father, brother and longtime manager Steven Weintraub, affectionately referred to by the singer as Scooter.

  4. serr8d says:

    I had some fun with that story, a couple days ago.

    Now that you mention it, although the gender didn’t draw my interest at the time, you may be on to something. A male child, while guaranteed to cycle through more carbons than a female, uses less of those pesky squares. 

    So, in that sense, he’s an offset for her own (up until now, of course) damagingly clean bottom line…

  5. Cythen says:

    Oh, I can hardly wait – you KNOW there will be disposable diapers on that kid…

  6. DrSteve says:

    His hair matched the tweed on her new amp, so she just HAD to have him!

  7. Isn’t Wyatt Don Imus’s son’s name?  I say we rusticate her for it.

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