I had to work Saturday, and was caught up in Mother’s Day stuff yesterday, so I didn’t get to check out the news much, and glancingly. This story, though was at the top of the news all weekend. I don’t understand what the importance of the child’s gender is to the story, though.
CORRECTION: Some outlets are specifying that it’s a “Shrill Cow”

Who’s Scooter?
Cow?
Heh.
I had some fun with that story, a couple days ago.
Now that you mention it, although the gender didn’t draw my interest at the time, you may be on to something. A male child, while guaranteed to cycle through more carbons than a female, uses less of those pesky squares.
So, in that sense, he’s an offset for her own (up until now, of course) damagingly clean bottom line…
Oh, I can hardly wait – you KNOW there will be disposable diapers on that kid…
His hair matched the tweed on her new amp, so she just HAD to have him!
Isn’t Wyatt Don Imus’s son’s name? I say we rusticate her for it.