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I’ll hang a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on my monitor.
If your kid pours wood conditioner on your dog again, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Ok, he’s asleep…
Who’s got the indelible markers?
they’re sitting next to the edible paste
Somebody sounds rested. And has really good color.
Ding–dong
Oh, goodie, a Jehovah’s Witness! Bring him right on in, we can sacrifice him to Our Dark Lord Rove down in the basement… If we can find room.
Where’d all those shivering homos come from, anyway? I thought they got tossed in the move.
Anyone got a bowl of warm water?
That’s no fun when the recipient has rubber sheets.
Are you still napping? Cause Ace has diving tigers. You were right though I came back.
Over 3 1/2 hours so far. This can no longer be considered a nap. Someone check his pulse.
Speak for yourself. Amateur!
My cats nap with me, I’m that good.
Slip a mirror under his nose. If there’s no sign of condensation add something snortable to the mirror. Repeat until he condensates.
Anyone got any Keith Richards’ Dad?
And when you hit that publish button, somewhere, a baby started howling.
Where’s the keys to the liquor cabinet ?
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Did I hear Jeff say he was taking a nap?
TIC
TIC
TIC
TIC . . .
Hmmm ….. I wonder what these blue ones do ….
Not for nuthin’, but I think you would find a nice afternoon shag more enjoyable than a plush, since we’re talking about naps and all…
Maybe a Berber, or an indoor-outdoor…
TW: Or maybe both72. (Now cut that out!)
Oh, crap, I forgot to change my name back.
WAKETHEFUCKUP!!!
I mean, because it’s past your bedtime is all.
…wow. Some nap.
everybody needs it besides…hmmm
Lift his eyelids. If the pupils roll around wildly, he really is sleeping.