yin: “Tell you what. You mow the lawn and do the weeding and edging, and I promise to give you a nice massage when you’re all finished.”
yang: “Hmm. That’s one idea. Another is that I pay some kid $20 to do the yard work, we skip the ‘massage’ part and go straight to the happy ending, then you order us a large meat pizza and wait for it in the other room while I watch the baseball game.”
Yang is back to engaging in short cuts I see.
Speaking of shortcuts, I have a theory about the claim, that a fascination with watching two women go at it together is a sign of heterosexuality in men.
If they’re going at each other, it saves him having to be involved in the foreplay.
Neocon bona fides. Somebody’s gotta do it.
What kind of men are these, McGehee?
“If they’re going at each other, it saves him having to be involved in the foreplay”
Bad theory. This heterosexual man would enjoy engaging in said foreplay……
Good theory. He is thus able to operate the recording equipment.
I’m guessing yang is hoping that yin is really short and that yin’s head is also flat on the top.
TW: If those little cupcakes from Feministing happened33 by this conversation, oh my…
I’m guessing yang spends alot of nights on the couch.
Yang would be lucky if all body parts were still attached.
Sleeping on the couch would be a good outcome. My bet is a verdict of suicide by lawnmower.
Besides, the massage is one of the good parts. Oh, and order the pizza yourself to be sure there are no anchovies.
Todd, report to he-man re-education at once.
Will do, after the Klonopin kicks ins….
It’s probably good that this series always remains “conceptual.”
For you perhaps. But for we happy few……
I often wonder at yang’s success rate…
In my marriage, foreplay consists of three hours of begging on my part.
What is this ‘foreplay’ of which you speak?
(sorry, slart)
I didn’t know you were Jewish.
<rimshot> Thank you, thank you, try the veal, etc.
If I had ever mastered your flair for romancing a woman I might not have recaptured my virginity at such an early age.
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