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Sarko Already Having an Impact [Dan Collins]

Will Jail Make Paris Even More Popular?

Japanese tourists are hopeful.

What do you do with a drunken pirate, posted on the MySpace?

Give her a good reason to sue your ass off,

Give her a good reason to sue your ass off,

Give her a good reason to sue your ass off,

Early in the morning.

13 Replies to “Sarko Already Having an Impact [Dan Collins]”

  1. Great Mencken's Ghost! says:

    You know this is going to be a new reality series.

    Not to mention a Law & Order Episode… when Bush has Paris hooked up because She Knows Too Much!

  2. Mark says:

    …when Bush has Paris hooked up

    Is that a debauchery slip? wink

  3. Great Mencken's Ghost! says:

    I never debauch accidentally.

  4. Carin says:

    Hilton’s fans filled her MySpace page with words of support over the weekend.

    She has “fans”?

  5. TheGeezer says:

    Legal documents and traffic citations elude her. “I just sign what people tell me to sign,” she testified.

    Has she weighed in on the Islamist threat to Western Civilization yet?

  6. Major John says:

    Ma’am, please sign here(endorses promissary note for $10,000,000).  Thank’ee very much.

    Gosh, I wonder how that Hilton Hotel chain will do once she inherits…

  7. Dan Collins says:

    Meh.  She won’t mind being under house arrest so much.

  8. furriskey says:

    Hilton’s fans filled her MySpace page with words of support over the weekend.

    Words of support like “crutch”, and “truss”.

  9. PattyAnn says:

    Will Jail Make Paris Even More Popular?

    Ha. I thought you were talking about going to jail for the outbreak of violence in Paris, France. You sly devil, you.

  10. Dan Collins says:

    Thanks, PattyAnn.  That’s what I was aiming for. 

    wink

  11. PattyAnn says:

    You’re deservedly welcome. I can normally catch you doing that, but this morning I was flat-footed.

  12. Squid says:

    My ex-girlfriend attended Millersville.  It’s nice to see that some things never change.

    Fortunately for her, it was in the days before MySpace.

  13. fletch says:

    major john-

    Gosh, I wonder how that Hilton Hotel chain will do once she inherits…

    Somewhat related, there was an article in the local ‘alternative’ paper last week that was interesting.  I had noticed this person’s ‘work’ before(the “altered” billboard mentioned in Grandview was on my regular commute, and I had seen one of his signs on the OSU campus…)

    The website where you can see the “Hilton ad”(and others is here.)

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