Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat : “Listen, pal. Without me, you’d still be busing tables and playing a foppish cat at some godawful dinner theater. So thank your lucky stars we met, and when I tell you to go buy me a hoagie and a forty of MGD, go buy me a hoagie and a forty of MGD—or else I’ll be forced to find one of the gazillion other desperate Josephs who’ll do just about anything for a shot on Broadway—including polishing my buttons without first having to do 8 tequila shots and some X.”
Wait–wasn’t that Julia Ormond?
I knew that Donny Osmond guy was freaky. I just knew it.
That feckin’ dreamcoat better be solar powered.
Hmmmm….I’d have guessed that a truly Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat would drink better beer.
At least he didn’t demand Steel Reserve and 10 Philly Blunts. Then you’d know the deal was done.