11 Replies to “a CITIZEN JOURNALIST reports from battleground USA, 14”

1. Carin says:

   May 9, 2007 at 9:16 am

   Have you checked in the garden? Perhaps the paperboy’s arm has the same sort of control problems as the Rockie’s rookie relief pitcher?

2. daleyrocks says:

   May 9, 2007 at 9:26 am

   I question the timing.

   There, that felt good.  I feel all, you know, almost progressive.  Next thing you know I’ll be talking about the U.S. paying reparations to Cuba.

3. Patrick says:

   May 9, 2007 at 9:33 am

   If your paper has Diane Feinstein’s name all over it, you might consider that you wouldn’t want to read it anyway.

4. Cards Fan says:

   May 9, 2007 at 9:33 am

   Maybe there’s a Cardinals fan on the loose in your neighborhood—who wanted to get another copy to marvel that his team finally got an extra base hit.

   Oh—almost forgot—Thanks, Mr Hurdle, for last night!

5. mojo says:

   May 9, 2007 at 9:46 am

   And why are all the games blacked out, anyway? WTF, MLB? The A’s playing in Kansas City, and it’s blacked out in the SF Bay Area?

   Same deal all the way – “No TV, No TV…”

   Is it just greed? Or are you in some kind of relationship with (sniff) PAY TV?…

6. cranky-d says:

   May 9, 2007 at 10:02 am

   I’ll bet it’s your former neighbor from the previous place you lived. That guy was always causing trouble.

7. Major John says:

   May 9, 2007 at 11:26 am

   Personally, I suspect someone from the HOA.

8. McGehee says:

   May 9, 2007 at 11:26 am

   A paper left on the driveway later than 8:59 a.m. is a violation of the HOA rules.

   And don’t even think of keeping your trash barrel where it can be seen from the street.

9. craig mclaughlin says:

   May 9, 2007 at 11:39 am

   Don’t tell Hewitt, he’ll have a cow.

10. SteveG says:

    May 9, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    I was walking my dog down your street when he decided to drop a huge load. So I sat on the curb and read your newspaper until he passed that giant rawhide bone.
    
    I was in the middle of an article when he finished, so I just kept your paper.
    
    Watch your step by the mailbox for the next week or so.

    Steve
    
    President HOA

    PS: Your mailbox is the wrong color

11. fletch says:

    May 10, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    carin-

    Have you checked in the garden? Perhaps the paperboy’s arm has the same sort of control problems as the Rockie’s rookie relief pitcher?

    The garden?

    As an ex-paperboy(and ex-relief pitcher), I can safely say that you always pay heavily for that one ‘mistake’… (“Gee, I’m real sorry Mrs. Quackenbush– I promise I’ll pay for that window over the next three weeks”!) (true story…-ed.)

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