Were you aware that the American People are Laurie David and Sheryl Crow?
Crow was more insistent, poking Rove in the chest and pinching his arm. She said Rove worked for her. Rove said he worked for the American people. Crow said she and David were the American people. And at that point, Rove turned and sat back down at his table, where he was a guest of the New York Times.
Diversity.
I wouldn’t mind poking Sheryl Crow……with my Rethugnican COCK OF LIES. Laurie David not so much.
I suppose Mss Crow & David admire the fat, posturing hypocrite Gore for his stewardship of Spaceship Earth(tm)with his zillion megawatt hot & cold running ranches.
As for the fool Bush, with his heat-sink, what can one say?
Rove should have fixed the Dave creature with a basilisk eye and told her to “Eat Crow”
Yes, they are the American people, just as YOU are, just as I am. You guys are so clueless. How’d that invade Iraq thing turn out for ya? How’d that Katrina thing turn out for ya? How’d that Alberto Gonzales turn out for ya? How’d that Mark Foley turn out for ya? How’d that GWB turn out for ya? How’d that Cheney NOT shooting people in the face work out for ya? How’d that lying about Al Gore work out for ya? etc etc etc ad infinitum. You are PATHETIC.
What kind of harridan pinches someone’s arm while she’s talking to them? I think we’ve just seen how internet trolls act in meat space.
Your momma shoulda read more…
How’s that prescription working out for ya?
Not so well I guess… PONIES!!!
Not as clueless as you are, my fizzy little friend.
Went down a storm, thanks.
These are your comebacks? You ARE pathetic.
It’s just that you aren’t worth further effort.
The qualitgy of trolls has definitely declined in the last few weeks. Same tired, unsubstantive drivel. sigh
Sigh, time to break out the b& saw?
TW: Over74
Not much of a chance of an IQ over74.
All 300-odd million of ‘em?
That’s one king-hell of a case of schizophrenia…
Yo momma, you need to sue Head Start. Being impotent is simply not your fault.
We’re just trying to help.
Yes, they ARE the American people, just like you and me.
In fact, I remember saying that very thing to Sheryl while we were having our tour bus convoys detailed…
Ah, yes, the angry bitter troll, plummage all spread out, squacking his tired, Kosian talking points (do you use 3X5 cards or is there a spreadsheet?) The level of intellectual engagement is perfectly reflected by his “e-mail address:”
whydontja@gofuckyourself.com
Oh, I am pierced and the blood doth flow! Seriously take some time away from your guild and read some stuff. Take care of your medication, get some exercise.
Also, to be completely consistant the e-mail should have read gofuckyaself.com
Once you’ve established that 4th grade writing style you’ll confuse your friends if you attempt to upgrade.
New York Times:
In a troubling sign for the American-financed rebuilding program in Iraq, inspectors for a federal oversight agency have found that in a sampling of eight projects that the United States had declared successes, seven were no longer operating as designed because of plumbing and electrical failures, lack of proper maintenance, apparent looting and expensive equipment that lay idle.
The United States has previously admitted, sometimes under pressure from federal inspectors, that some of its reconstruction projects have been abandoned, delayed or poorly constructed. But this is the first time inspectors have found that projects officially declared a success  in some cases, as little as six months before the latest inspections  were no longer working properly.
Your guys can’t do ANYTHING right, can they?
Eat your heart out, Oscar.
Bravo! Well done! It was an inspired stroke to hide your obvious writing deficiencies by simply pimping The New York Times. However, we must take points away for the singularly unclever “e-mail” address of “Yera@bitch.com.”
Now can you explain how the above had anything whatsoever to do with the topic of the thread or is it just another screaming rant from your feverish, BDS brow?
Take your time, don’t strain yourself, keep the brown paper bag handy…
Kos Talking points? Really? More like the Truth. You ever hear that word before? This administration is a huge fuck-up. Admit it. Let’s fix it and move on. No red State Blue State stuff there, just common sense. Try it, you’ll like it.
Just another example of the cock-up this admin is. I could go on for days. Aren’t you mad that these idiots are “in charge”…aren’t you SMARTER than that?
Since most government workers vote Democrat and are liberals since they want to line their pockets with tax dollars as their salaries, isn’t it ironic that government-built stuff turns out to be crap most of the time? And then, to have the most hypocritical, duplicitous rag in America point it out, and have a credulous child quote it?
Why do you hate America? Why do you hate the constitution of the United States of America? Your quote shows how unpatriotic you are that you still want this admin in bleeding our country of it’s blood and treasures and shitting on the founding fathers. Pathetic.
And, after NOT straining yourself, rememeber to use only one square of tissue. So spake the Crow.
I’ll bet you could. Spare time must not a problem when you don’t have a life.
Which quote, my little regurgitator?
I see someone convinced mommy that they were to sick to go to school today. This was a bad idea, IMO, because this person is clearly in desperate need of the education.
Do you attend public school? There’s a boatload of stylistic and grammatic errors in the sentence.
“icoulddothisallday”
A sad reflection on the quality of your life, wouldn’t you say?
“ilaffinyourgeneraldirection”
The delusional laugh quite frequently, I’m told. Check your dosage.
“aren’t you SMARTER than that?”
Said the 4th grade level creative writing person.
Pop quiz: Do you think that fire can melt steel? Take your time, don’t hurt yourself…
<Sigh> I’ve got a 3-year-old at home, fer Chrissakes. I read this site to get away from the prattle for a while, not to read it.
BTW. are you changing your screen name constantly to avoid being banned? Crafty. Veeeery crafty.
Feh.
Of course, knowing the difference between to and too is also important.
Whatever that thing was, it’s now gone.
Not a substantive argument made in 7 comments—each adorned with a ridiculous name and imbued with a seething hatred for those who don’t follow its political party (and I say “party” rather than “ideology” because I’m not sure this thing has one, from what I’ve read). I mean, it believes a freakin’ hurricane that destroyed much of Louisiana and Mississippi is nothing more than a talking point to bludgeon Bush with. Now THAT is pathetic.
If that thing would like to email me and agree to use its actual name—and agrees to attempt posting an argument—I’ll let it back on.
Otherwise, nah.
“stilllaughingatyouredass”
Wipe the snot off your chin, your grossing me out.
Pop Quiz: Do wads of paper cash keep longer when they are frozen?
No rush…
wow the trolls really are getting more “low brow”…have the schools already let out for summer break?
And back to the topic: Sheryl Crow actually PINCHED the guy on the arm while she was berating him? Seriously? What an idiot.
How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.
I hate thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I hate thee to the level of everyday’s
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I hate thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I hate thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I hate thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.
I hate thee with a hate I seemed to lose
With my lost sense,â€â€I hate thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life!â€â€and, if God choose,
I shall but hate thee better after death.
Or failing that, after you ban me.
It’s STILL not worth further effort.
On the topic of celebrity dim bulbs, I’ve noticed the troll rantings delve further into the hysterical paranoia abyss whenever success is thrown in their faces.
What will become of the moonbat Progg trolls when Bush ends his second duly elected term in office?
*sigh*
No answers to my complicated questions.
Don’t be to hard of the creature, Jeff! I think he/she was drunk with TEH ELIXER OF TRUTHINESS!!!
I’m thinking twice the legal limit…
This brave new reader of this site has convinced me of the error of my ways with his deft use of the English language. I’m trading in my brown shirts and jack boots for some che shirts in all colors of the rainbow and a giant puppet of Chimpy McHalliburton to take to the next anti-
Bushwar rally.Excellent work, sir. I would address you directly but I’m not sure if you’re “Icoulddothisallday” or “Stilllaughingatyourass” or the very clever “GoFuckYAself.” I assume that’s all one person because I don’t think there are that many people who are that intelligent visiting this site.
I stand in awe of your powers of persuasion, and eagerly await your next message. If you get unbanned, that is.
I’m just wincing at the thought of Jeff popping in today, to “crow” over the Rockies’ unassisted triple play, at the expense of my Braves. :(
TSI:
The Phillies are coming….
BTW: Big time amusement yesterday watching 44 year old Jaime “fireball” Moyer no hit the Marlins for 6 2/3rds without a pitch that broke 84MPH on the gun. It is a laugh a minute watching aggressive hitters flailing at that awesome, 67 mph backdoor curve. Plus the old coot had two hits. Hilarious!
Be thankful you’ll miss the old man because I suspect he screws up lineups’ timing for about a week.
Good luck! (not)
As Sitting Bull once said:
But Sitting Bull did not forsee the event of Bird-flu encephalitis, nor its active and intentional spread to humans within the Faux Liberal Cult in order to create the very BDS victims who now beseech us for help by means of their wilding plainiff parrotings.
And now we have turned our back to “them” as though they are lepers – which sounds about right.
SI —
I was at the game Friday night when the Rockies comeback fell short when Francoeur made a great running catch in the corner of Holliday’s fly ball that would have tied the game.
I blame Hurdle for that loss: instead of worrying about keeping the game close, he worried about “saving” the key arms in his bullpen and brought in a couple of AAA pitchers, who promptly surrendered 5 runs and allowed 2 inherited runners to score.
This was Hurdle’s answer to the Rockies having gained the momentum.
I like the guy. He’s great with players and developing them. But as a manager, the only time he’s not being formulaic is when he’s taking bonehead gambles, usually in the running game.
Boy, did some of that sound familiar… I’m dying to know the geographic location of that IP address.
JeffG
I don’t think the thing was “real”, just some sort of limited-edition talking Frisco Moonbat doll, by Kenner, with a string in the back and a list of Rosie quotes.
Actually the standard for trolls, Jeff, should be that they can post an occasional coherent statement or be funny.
One of the two should suffice.
Boy, Rosie shows up “incognito”, and I MISS IT?
Damn!
Poor Sheryl Crow. She thought this rude little rant at Rove would be all the water cooler talk, but it seems all people are talking about regarding her is toliet paper.
You gotta love that.
If Rove had poked Crow in the chest, we’d be reading about “the attempted assault”.
I miss it already.
On second thought, no.
docob:
Thanks for that little precious nugget. I missed it during the first read through, no doubt distracted by the struggle against the overwhelming desire to give myself a full frontal lobotomy.
“bleeding … our blood…” Priceless in an elementary school recess kinda way…
Maybe Sheryl Crow has a good idea. The next time I see someone famous I’ll go up and poke them in the chest and pinch them while shouting “you work for me!” and when their bodyguards beat me up and I wake up in jail I’ll remember that there’s two Americas and I’m not in the one with Sheryl Crow.
I’m going to save up my money for a $400 haircut but instead of finding someplace that charges that much I’ll just go to the barber shop and tip big. I want to live in that America where Sheryl Crow never goes.
tw: plan74. I’ve been planning my whole life but who’s counting.
BJT,
It would have everything to do with the thread if that multi-monikered troll was in fact Cheryl Crow. Just sayin’
“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.”
–White Goodman, Dodgeball
So it’s their America, and we’re just living in it?
In a scathing rubuke to Rush Limbaugh for saying, um, something, Laurie David wrote this (no, really):
If your are going to argue from authority, should you actually get actual authorities to make your case for you? That clueless David considers what these athletes think to be of any importance at all speaks volumes for her intellectual heft.
TomB, they are AMERICAN PEOPLE!!!! How dare you ignore what they have to say!
damn it, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!!!
So is my five year old daughter, but I don’t go to her for information on global warming. Although, I’d put her up against Reggie Bush in a debate any day.
BTW, Steve I-never-wash-my-hair Nash is (gasp) Canadian.
Ugh.
Yes, except there’s two Americas just in this country. Whichever one I’m in, Sheryl Crow goes to the other one and pinches Karl Rove. Have you ever pinched Karl Rove? No? Chickenpincher!
And localized GLOBAL WARMING this summer. Google it!
How much energy is consumed every time tens of thousands of people gather to watch Reggie Bush, Nash or any other professional athletes perform?
How about playing in empty stadia or arenas? Thinsk of the energy savings/reductions in greenhouse gases each football season Sunday as 750,000 fans and service personnel don’t travel to games. (That’s the easy math – baseball’s 162 game season is too complicated for a quick calculation.)
Note – I’m not advocating eliminating professional sports – just marvelling at the blind self-righteousness of adults who are fortunate enough to make a living from non-essential game playing yet purport to lecture us.
I should buy a Sheryl Crow record, then track her down in a restaurant somewhere and start giving her shit about what I don’t like about it. Because if I bought her record, that would mean she works for me now, right? Yeah, I should do that. I haven’t been arrested in awhile, shouldn’t be too bad of a sentence.
Ah, BMoe?
You do realise that your arrest will only come after Crow’s bodyguards Knuckles and B-Boy thrash you like an epileptic ping pong ball and leave you in a mewling, bleeding heap.
I say go for it!!!
Lance Armstrong sux!
Hell, if I thought I could get out of it with just a scrap with her bodyguards I would go for it. They would never risk a lawsuit or the bad PR though, one would likely get busted for stalking/harassment or sume such. Not worth the giggles.
The sad part is, this is as sane as Laurie David is gonna get, based on my experience with crazy old Beverly Hills widows…
The face Not shootings suck, frankly.