I call it, Joe Biden: A Man and his Nuance.
Unfortunately, my initial title— Joe Biden: A Man, His Hair, “His” Writings, and an Unwavering Respect for Very Clean Negroes—just seemed a bit too, you know, unwieldy…
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Look up unctuous in the dictionary: there’s no written definition, just a picture of the esteemed Senator from Delaware.
Unctuous Joe.
I dunno. “his Nuance” seems so….Kerry like.
Biden should have his own special word to recognise his incoherence.
But, I’m coming up short, so go with it.
Was he wearing his Princeton hat?
I remember saying that he is surprisingly clean and articulate. For a white guy. From Delaware.
I take it all back.
I would rather vote for a brine shrimp with a lisp and a background of mysoginistic, racist comments about the Rutgers field hockey team.
Joe Biden (D-Plugs)
Senator Joe “Plugs” Biden
Which is better?
Donde esta “Plugs”?
Hair plugs.
Unctuous Joe? Is that like Little Plagarizing Joe? Or In Your Pocket Joe?
How about “ that idiot from my state”? Since we (collectively speaking) voted for him, that makes us even bigger idiots.
If you have been paying attention to Joe Biden all these years, you learn that Joe Biden is quite literally ( ideology aside ) as dumb as the Democrats like to believe that George Bush is. George Bush is obviously quite awkward at public speaking. However, if you don’t really pay attention to what Biden actually says, it seems to be quite smooth and glib – certainly his drivel seems to fascinate himself if no one else. But when you sit down are parse out what he said, you realize that he is really dumber than rocks.
The reason he keeps getting elected is, voters in Delaware have better things to do than try to comprehend Bidenspeak. So they send him out of state for six years at a time.
That could explain so many other Congresscritters as well McGehee. It’s all starting to make sense now.
Joe Biden is absolutely, positively giddy in love with the sound of his own voice. I recognize that this is not a rare trait with politicians but there is something vaguely coquettish about the good senator’s oral narcissism. Unlike Jon Cary who becomes puffed with his own (imagined) self importance, Delaware Joe seems more delighted in the opportunity, as if he’s somewhat surprised that people will actually listen to what he has to say.
I have watched him in countless committee meetings and I am still waiting for him to make one, positive, cogent contribution to any discussion. But he remains, as always, delighted by the sound of his own voice and thrilled with the attention. This while he studiously ignores the glazed eyes caused by his bloviations.
Ambien Joe
Exactly, BJ. Biden will often spout some Jack Handey like “deep thought” and his face with assume a satisfied grin not unlike a kid who has just filled his diapers with something warm.
If only this were true. He commutes by train. Daily. Why do you think that we’ve been voting against Amtrak funding!?!?!
Would it be evil of me to suggest that Ted Kennedy drive him to work? Just once?
MsGehee;
That’s been suggested. There was a decision rendered to table that motion until Amtrack goes belly up, so we’ll just have to drive off that bridge when we get to it.
<rimshot>
Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses, especially the lovely Bess who has this problem with a rash….