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The Hump Day thread, disparaged (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

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32 Replies to “The Hump Day thread, disparaged (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I have to go lift weights.

    Feel free to keep yourself busy here for an hour or so.

    Or, if you’re Phelander or heet, feel free to RAGE AT THE WINGNUTTERY OF IT ALL while I’m off pumping myself into hypermasculinity.

    So that I can be prepared, should the need arise, to take on the Ninja stylings of an alt-country 4-track hack who looks like he’s been eating too much cookie batter.

  2. Carin says:

    A whole hour? I’m gonna need someone else here to play with.

    Phelander needs to go lift some troll-weights or something. He sucked. Perhaps he should consider watching “The View” with more regularity?

  3. George S. "Butch" Patton (Mrs.) says:

    See the Marine.

    See the Marine’s ruck.

    Hump, Marine, hump.

    Hump, hump, hump…

    no wonder their enlistments are going up…

  4. furriskey says:

    Phelander needs to go lift some troll-weights or something. He sucked

    Beautiful image- I wonder if someone could set that to a steel string guitar and twang something tuneful.

  5. TheGeezer says:

    alt-country 4-track hack

    4-track?  Man, I remember 4-track stereo, although I never saw a 4-track cartridge except in a TV air control center.

    I read his posts.  I wonder if he is aware that there may be a number of people here – who may only lurk, rather than post – who also can prevent airplay of fledgling arteeeeests because they abhor his politics and his comportment?

    Better to shut one’s piehole than reveal one’s asshole, eh?

  6. JHoward says:

    Stop dating us, geezer.

  7. Drumwaster says:

    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.—Mark Twain

  8. Rob Crawford says:

    Better to shut one’s piehole than reveal one’s asshole, eh?

    Anyone else remember that South Park episode where Cartman discovers you can eat by shoving things up your butt?

  9. N. O'Brain says:

    philanderer reminded me of this:

    “Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!”

    -Daffy Duck wielding the buck-and-a-quarter staff

  10. Farmer Joe says:

    Four Tracks are old news. Getcha self an M-Box and a copy of ProTools.

  11. furriskey says:

    Better to shut one’s piehole than reveal one’s asshole, eh?

    Depends on your predelictions. I got the feeling pheely weely would have been quite comfortable as a stunt double in Deliverance.

  12. J. Peden says:

    “Negrodamus forsees that a tuesday drunk and a wednesday lift will lead to a thursday Shirley Temple.”

  13. Robert says:

    Negrodamus, the Magic Negro? Isn’t that a Stephen King novel?

  14. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Looks like I’ve found another Fr*sch.  I may not be posting anymore today.  Have got some research I need to do now, it seems.

  15. oof

    hey, in better news…. RTO’s in Colorado. though i don’t think he’ll be home for at least another month. oh well.

  16. A fine scotch says:

    Aw, man, not that crap again.

    Hope it straightens out right quick.  We were just getting used to having you back all the time.

  17. furriskey says:

    You are too tolerant, Jeff.

  18. TODD says:

    Make it go away Jeff, just make it go away

  19. furriskey says:

    Colorado.

    Why would anyone want to spend time in Colorado?

  20. slackjawedyokel says:

    Looks like I’ve found another Fr*sch.  I may not be posting anymore today.  Have got some research I need to do now, it seems.

    Oh, Lordy, this is where I came in, last summer.  Does the onset of warm weather make the crazy sap rise?

  21. Does the onset of warm weather make the crazy sap rise?

    ah Spring! when a young old troll’s fancy turns to hate.

    and furriskey, I don’t know, it’s an Army thing.

  22. That sucks. Don’t let ‘em get you down.

  23. TomB says:

    “Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!”

    More accurately:



    YIKES! AND AWAY!!!

    THUMP

  24. Tom says:

    “I will be coming back to do one hour specials on “owatism” and “dipression.”

    -Rosie O’Doughnut

  25. J. Peden says:

    Negrodamus, the Magic Negro? Isn’t that a Stephen King novel?

    I don’t know. I’ve only seen the Great Seer on the Dave Chapelle Show, and, of course, as leader of the Rainbow Coalition.

  26. McGehee says:

    I have to go lift weights.

    That’s what I tell my wife when I’m heading over to Hooters for a beer or five.

  27. Michael_The_Rock says:

    Wow! I went back and read the al-Masri thread for the first time. I laughed, I cried, I hurled. It was a world in microcosm.  It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

    God, I love this place.

  28. Nancy Pelosi says:

    Uh, Mr Ghost?

    I’d love to get some input from an esteemed colleague who has, um, given so much of himself to our cause. It’s just the, uh, lake of fire thing, y’know? If you’ve seen my face lately on whatever newschannel you’re tuning into these days (CNN?), you’d see that I’ve had some…work done and I’d hate to have to call that Jewish doc over in East Bay again.

    But I want to thank you personally again for your hard work in getting our message out. Maybe some of the guys can still pencil you in.

    With deepest respect,

    Nancy

  29. Cythen says:

    I guess the crazy has much love for you, Jeff.  Best of luck!

  30. furriskey says:

    I don’t know, it’s an Army thing.

    Ours used to send us to Wales all the time, maggie. I still resent it…

    Anyway, excellent news that he is back.

  31. otcconan says:

    Four Tracks are old news. Getcha self an M-Box and a copy of ProTools.

    ProTools is too damn expensive.  Get yourself a Line6 Pod, a TonePort, and Cakewalk Music Creator.

    Or, if you’re on a budget, get two 4-tracks (my preference, the Fostex X-77), slave them together, and you’ve got 8 tracks, plus you can bounce down and get about 20 tracks from doing that.  But, really, digital is the only way to go if you’re ambitious (my preference is Pink Floyd style prog excess), so Cakewalk.  It’s cheaper than ProTools.  By a LONG shot.  ProTools is for people who have thousands of dollars just sitting around doing nothing.  While it’s superior, not everyone has that kind of money at his disposal.

    my work:  http://www.geocities.com/otcconan

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