It’s not that I don’t want to spend time with you all, you understand. It’s just that, well, sadly, none of you are “The Larry Sanders Show.”
More’s the pity—though if it makes you feel better, I wouldn’t have left you for, say, that Idi Amin flick, or even Smokin’ Aces. So you see? You are my favorite mistresses!
Back later.
Developing…
I’d leave Jeff for Jessica Biel.
I realize its off topic but its movie related.
I think your Blog Ads are loading a little pokily, Jeff. Anyone else seeing that?
I’m not seeing slow loading from Blogads, Dan. It was a problem on various blog sites last week, and Hugh Hewitt’s transcript site is still slow because of them; but Jeff’s site loads fine for me.
Pokily, pokily, pokily
Okely-dokely
I might need a beer.
The Larry Sanders Show…you would leave us for the Larry Sanders Show? What can the Larry Sanders Show give you that we can’t? We can do better…we can give you what you want…what you need…Please, please don’t leave really.
You’re really leaving? Fine then, go ahead, leave. See if we care.
No, I didn’t mean…don’t go. What will we do without you?
Sniff, sniff.
The old Shandling show theme will now be stuck in my head for the rest of my life.
This is the comment that you read
While I eat my shotgun
BoZ. Me too. But I shall avoid trying to digest any buckshot.
Hey BoZ, whenever you think you’ve got it bad, just remember that others have it worse.
Ouch.
That is such a great show and I am already wondering at why they are marketing the DVDs this way. Is this gonna be like when I used to have to buy two or three greatest hits compilations just to get the one compilation I wanted? Crap.
Just remember Jeff – No Flipping.
And Toby, the reason is reportedly that they’re having trouble locking up the rights to a lot of the songs. And it’s really a case where you can’t substitute generic music for what’s in the show.
Then why do I feel so cheap?
BTW, shouldn’t someone tell Rosie about this molten steel thing?
Ching chong ching chong aaaaaiiiiieeeee!
Those bastards! The Chinese have figured out how to melt steel, they must be the ones really behind 9-11
Shit, Pablo & B Moe, that’s brutal.
Funny in a Sam Kinison way, but brutal.
(Oh, and Jeffrey Tambor asking Rosey Grier to pray with him was the funniest goddamn thing ever seen on television, and anyone who says otherwise is a Prius-driving hippie NPRite.)
Guilty, then.
The WKRP Thanksgiving “I thought turkeys could fly” episode is the funniest thing ever, end-to-end.
Crap, now I have to start listening to “All Things Considered”.
Personally , I prefer lackey , stooge or henchman …but hey , it’s been done …
wishbone ,
What was funnier “ .. as God is my witness , I didn’t know …” …. or “ .. the humanity .. “ truly a classic though .
tw :good69 … like there’s another kind .
Okay, yeah, point taken – reasonable people can disagree (while looking suspiciously at each other). Good Lord, no need to resort to listening to the ergonomical-shoe-wearing devil.
(Did I ever tell you guys about Linda Wertheimer {I think – they all sound alike to me} doing the commencement speech at my niece’s college graduation? There was an actual South Park-ian cloud of smug cast from the podium.)
There’s a couple of more, Bill:
“…they must have sensed what was happening…they counterattacked…”
“…the Pinedale Shopping Mall has been bombed with live turkeys…”
Back in the day , was there anything funnier than trying to figure out , what the fuck was Nessman doing on the weekend to warrant all those band-aids ?
I always figured Nessman was fucking Bailey…and those were scratch marks and hickeys….
They’re hitting the ground like bags of cement!
gahriev– anybody with one working eyeball knew Bailey was the hot one…
I thought this latest one was the complete box set.
Yes, Bailey hands down was the hotter.
I’ve always imagined Jennifer/Loni as being the type who would stop a man in mid-grope by shouting “Yer messin’ up my hair!”
T.W.: covered22, Loni’s head was covered with with a stiff, sticky-looking blond helmet.