I mean, if Bush can control entire weather systems—launching hurricanes meant to turn simple black folk into rape-happy cannibals—than surely controlling one little messed up Korean dude and his pair of pistols is something he can likely do while shaving, or eating a waffle stack, or watching “The 700 Club”:
—like, for instance, Democratic Presidential candidates—oblivious to the irony—whipping kneejerk Democratic voters into a partisan frenzy by blaming Republicans for political polarization, and doing so from behind the podium of a race-baiting demagogue’s tribute-demanding “Action Network.”Speaking at Al Sharpton’s National Action Network event in New York, [Presidential candidate, plagiarist, and Pat Riley wannabe Joe] Biden said President Bush, Newt Gingrich and Karl Rove are responsible for what he called “the politics of polarization.â€Â
Biden said Republicans have created an environment that brings bad things to the United States
But I digress…
“I would argue, since 1994 with the Gingrich revolution, just take a look at Iraq, Venezuela, Katrina, what’s gone down at Virginia Tech, Darfur, Imus. Take a look. This didn’t happen accidentally, all these things,†he said.
Of course they didn’t happen “accidentally.” Gingrich has had this planned from the outset. Because If anybody can turn Hugo Chavez into a socialist bully, or an English Major into a mass murderer, or Africa into a seat of genocide, or Don Imus into an insufferable liberal prick, it’s Newt Gingrich and his insidious “Contract with America.”
Quips Allahpundit:
If only the Gingrich revolution were over and Democrats controlled Congress, things like Virginia Tech wouldn’t happen.
Unfortunately, that kind of pointed observation is probably lost on Biden, who seems to have misplaced his sense of time.
Were I him, I’d begin checking beneath Congressional sofa cushions. In 1987.
Bwaaa haha! Cutting and pasting now into my little Goldstein folder of solid gold rant.
Some people (Biden, Dean, Rosie, Kerry, etc.) should be forced to watch themselves at least ten times in tape after any speaking engagement. I’m not confident, however, it will make a difference in perpetuating a crystal self awareness of their own lunacy and/or arrogant pomposity.
Joe Biden is frequently held up by some parties as a viable presidential candidate, due to his overall intelligence and particular skill in the realm of foreign policy.
Kinda shoots the shit outta that claim, huh?
RDub:
Joe Biden has been and always will be a poseur on Foreign Policy and an insufferable buffoon on just about everything else.
He will be elected president the very same day that I drop trou, bend over and expel a battalion of flying monkeys out of my nether region.
Film at 11:00…
Well, someone should tell Bush not to play with the weather control machine after having a BBQ doused with abundant light beer, because I didn’t really enjoy those 15 cm (that would be 6″) of snow that fell on March 20. Just saying.
Gotta give him some credit, he didn’t put 9-11 in his little list…
Probably didn’t want to get caught plagarising Rosie O’Donnell. I hear that can kill a Presidential campaign.
BTW:
Does anybody have an update on the Halliburton Microwave Platform orbiting Mars? I heard that they were behind schedule on the ice cap…
BJ,
It got lost in the ring around Uranus!
B-dump-dump. Thenkyou verra much, I’m here all week! Tip your waitress, try the
ham!..uh..veal…uh..fried chicken?…free range chicken?…Zero trans fat raw Tofu!LMC;
Along with my battalion of flying monkeys, no doubt.
So tell me, are you still looking for your shame or has it been declared a cold case?
Certainly nothing bad happened in America before 1994. And certainly no effort by the left has been caustic or damaging to the culture and morality of America that might lead to the evils we’ve seen here.
Say, what’s Neil Kinnock up to lately?
Never could stand that man. His shit-eating grin makes me check that my wallet is still in my pocket.
Sometimes I even open it to see if my money is still in it.
In short, I wouldn’t piss on him if his head was on fire.
It’s late on a Friday, BJ. It’s only going to get worse..
Oh, my – a Boomer telling us we bring bad karma! How astonishing! Whoever heard of that?
Futhermore, I am a Phillies fan.
So this…this…this is all I got, man! *sob*
BJTexs has an idea. Number one on the list of things Biden should be forced to watch is the Alito hearings, during which, the Senator and his Democratic colleagues spent quite a bit of time and effort attempting to portray a sober, respectable and eminently qualified Supreme Court nominee as a corrupt racist. He should then be forced to explain in detail how their actions fit in with his whole “politics of polarization†theme.
Well, you do have to admit that Joe is unusually articulate, bright, clean, and a nice looking guy, for a white dude.
From Delaware.
J. Brenner, that’s not polarization. that’s oversight! kinda like how Dems don’t have disagreements, they have discussions.
Biden thinks he’s of presidential stock. Alec Baldwin thinks he’s a good father. John Murtha thinks he’s a military strategist. John Edwards thinks he’s living in the same America as the rest of us. Nancy Pelosi thinks… occasionally.
this reality-based thing ain’t getting any fresher
Nice try, I know your comma/context trick.
Cho: “You had everything you wanted. Your Mercedes wasn’t enough, you brats. Your golden necklaces weren’t enough, you snobs. Your trust fund wasn’t enough. Your vodka and cognac weren’t enough. All your debaucheries weren’t enough. Those weren’t enough to fulfill your hedonistic needs. You had everything.”
Biden: “You got that from Rush, didn’t you?”
Ah, yes. The Republicans keep creating a poisonous political culture, while the Democrats are above the fray, veritable Olympians watching it all with studied detachment.
Or, alternatively, the Democrats have to descend into the mud to defend themselves. That’s why they accuse Bush of every goddamned thing under the sun.
On behalf of all Delawareans who were sober during the last election, I apologize to all other Americans and everyone unfortunate enough to find themselves downrange of Senator “Delaware’s own”/ “Call me Joe” / “A unilateral nuclear freeze is what’s needed to wage the Cold War” Biden’s mouth.
The first two were actual campaign slogans.
I’m reeeeeeeeeally sorry folks.
Cho: “You had everything you wanted. Your Mercedes wasn’t enough, you brats. Your golden necklaces weren’t enough, you snobs. Your trust fund wasn’t enough. Your vodka and cognac weren’t enough. All your debaucheries weren’t enough. Those weren’t enough to fulfill your hedonistic needs. You had everything.â€Â
The irony of this garbage, as yet unremarked, is that VT wasn’t the kid of school that attracted trust-funders: it’s a pretty science-and-engineering-heavy kind of place. Everyone I knew who went there went there to work. But fine distinctions of that kind don’t seem to be something he was really capable of.
Dear Joe Biden.
(expletive deleted) you. With a post-hole digger.
Strong letter to follow.
Sincerely and with all due respect,
Merovign
Make it stop, please!
I’m still trying to get my head around “republicans created a culture of corruption”.
Projection has reached epidemic status in the progg party.
Oh, man! You just had to go and bring up the fightin’s.
Cruelty, thy name is Lost My Cookies.
(go eagles?)
I remember from my Berkeley days all the hip leftists were wearing tee-shirts proclaiming “Eat the Rich” and “Die Yuppie Scum”. It looks like Cho internalized these left-wing class-warfare messages all too well.
So, Biden, when are your fellow travelers on the left going to apologize for creating a climate of class hatred?
Futhermore, I am a Phillies fan.
So this…this…this is all I got, man! *sob*
You’ll always have Ryan. Well, til he gets too expensive and they trade him for a bag of sticks and a twix cookie bar.
Um Al? What happened here? I think this is before Newt. Yep, everything was honky dory before Newt.
There was a weird space/time continuum disruption in 1994, in which history was split into two different dimensions.
In one dimension, the Clinton dimension, nothing bad happened in America or the world even after 1994, at least not until 2001.
I have long thought the 1990’s history of Iraq, terrorist attacks, nuclear proliferation, the infitada, etc had been sucked into a black hole. I now see that history actually took place, but in the Gingrich dimension.
Biden is a political Stephen Hawking.
I thought it was:
Biden is to politics
what Hawkins is to pole volting
Maybe he is trying to qualify as a co-host of “The View.”
Is “piece of ass” a double entendre to a rape-happy cannibal?
And speaking of it being late on Friday, I suppose that overgrown pill bug is too drunk to dance by now.
Don’t worry, BJTexs, I have the same sensation on occasion, but it isn’t really flying monkeys, just too much flamin’ hot salsa the evening before. Definitely feels like flying monkeys though, flying flaming monkeys.
I don’t think there’s any point in even commenting on Al Sharpton & Joe Biden, they also give me the flying flaming monkeys.
Surely you jest! I mean, what about all that nuclear war that rained down on us during das Reaganreich?
Oh, wait…
Damn you! Now having laughed at that I shall flagellate myself like some young, Shia Ramadan observer!
Well I’ve never actually experienced the Flying Monkey Syndrome but years ago in Houston, after a night of fajitas and tequilla shooters at the Cadillac Bar and Grill, I was struck by a surfeit of flame when I woke up.
There was much wailing, gnashing of teeth, rending of clothes and some bureaucrat from the EPA cut me a check from the Superfund.
Good times…
Rape-happy cannibal: “I’m gonna get me a piece of ass. And then I’m gonna get me a piece of ass. If you know what I mean.”
Rape-happy cannibal necrophiliac: “Yeah, me too. But not necessarily in that order.”
Don’t roll your eyes at me, dammit!