yin: “You know what we should do? Is make a nice loaf of homemade bread. There’s nothing like the smell of a freshly baked loaf cooling on the window sill to turn a house into a home.”
yang: “Well, I hear sex on the kitchen table works, too—but to be honest, so long as we have a stick of butter, I’d just as soon save myself the two minutes and go your route.”
“Last Tango in Denver” doesn’t quite do it ….
And then they wonder why they get yeast infections…
It’s usually easier to figure out which one is Jeff. Because of the hyper-masculinity.
Youth meets old age in one sentence. Well, that is, assuming you went into overtime instead of 2 minute warnings at some point between
Butter makes you two minutes faster? I’ll have to try that – hell, then I could get done before I even start!
And what was that about “going her route” – is that some kind of new postion? It’s like you’re speaking Greek here, or something.
TW: amount12. As if.
Tao: Butter is like water. Smooth and supple, like wind flowing through your legs after a warm shower on a fresh spring day.
te: God you’re such a pervert.
Ching: So can we, like, have sex with the butter or what? Because this smell of fresh bread is kinda turnin’ me on…
Kama: Speaking of butter, I’ve never been particularly clear on the religious limitations of bovine by-products. I mean, I’m okay with vegetarianism as far as it goes, but do we go the whole Vegan route?
Sutra: Oh, my Vishnu, I love it when you talk dirty…!
Now here’s a situation where you should definitely save yourself a difficult decision and just have sex on the kitchen table while the bread cools.
Yeah, I agree with Swen. This is not an either/or situation at all.
Nothing works up an appetite like vigorous physical activity.
Is margarine an acceptable substitute?
Just kidding. There is a small chance for homemade bread…
And in both cases, bad yeast can kill the buzz.