Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don’t forget to breathe, very important.
The Rockies starters have an era of around 2.75. And the team is 4-5.
With that middle of the lineup.
It’s remarkable, really. But they still can’t turn themselves into situational hitters.
The worm could turn, though. Tomko is a fast starter and Penny OWNS the Rockies. But they did beat Schmidt, and Cook, Lopez, and Francis have looked brilliant.
Get that offense clicking, make a few bullpen patches…who knows?
In fairness to the Rockies, I thought it was going to be a very long night for the Dodgers when Penny walked the bases full in the first inning. He got out of the jam. Had he not, the score might have gone the other way. On such things, final results turn.
I hope the fans treated your wife well. The Ravine crowd is generally very friendly and were to the Rockies fans near me in the third base infield box area.
Yep, that’s quite a pair you’ve got there…
So Jeff doesn’t like
hot wax dripped on his fat thighs?
Cheap bikini wax!
It appears that Jeff
likes short sharp drips on his hairy
thighs, Rip there’s more pain
Yeah, I dig the hot wax. Does that make me a degenerate?
At this point, Jeff, I don’t think that has a single cause, if you know what I mean.
Degenerate.
WAXIST!
I prefer whale oil drips.
Moisturizer, baby!
Actually, it’s easier to dig after it’s cooled a bit.
Before that, you’re better off using a spoon than a shovel.
Would you feel better if I napalmed your ass?
It can be arranged.
If that’s literal, I’m leaving.
Kurt Vonnegut is dead.
So it goes.
Jeff,
After watching your Rockies at Chavez Ravine this evening, I’m not sure they’ll be playing more than 162 games this season.
Think Blue.
Onward, Carlos
Foundational wax
springs eccentric screaming pain
lightening the mood
And, you will notice, the subtle yet delicious reference to a season.
Don’t you?
Notice, damn you!!!
You call that a haiku?
With no mention of a season?
Is this a spring thing?
My wife was at the game last night, too, Carlos.
The Rockies starters have an era of around 2.75. And the team is 4-5.
With that middle of the lineup.
It’s remarkable, really. But they still can’t turn themselves into situational hitters.
The worm could turn, though. Tomko is a fast starter and Penny OWNS the Rockies. But they did beat Schmidt, and Cook, Lopez, and Francis have looked brilliant.
Get that offense clicking, make a few bullpen patches…who knows?
Jeff,
In fairness to the Rockies, I thought it was going to be a very long night for the Dodgers when Penny walked the bases full in the first inning. He got out of the jam. Had he not, the score might have gone the other way. On such things, final results turn.
I hope the fans treated your wife well. The Ravine crowd is generally very friendly and were to the Rockies fans near me in the third base infield box area.
Onward, Carlos
Um…Veeshir
The haiku form has a meter form of 5 – 7 – 5.
You might consider that in the future or others will swoop down and mock you.
As they, um, ah, have done to me…
And me. Despite a whole class on Japanese cuture, and I beclowned myself. If only that were the last, or greatest example.
Haiku counts as one syllable.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
At least I had a season in mine.