Sure, I know every inch of the way from Albany to Buffalo. And you know what it got me? Port sores and an unnatural affection for watered down beef stew and pale harbor trollops with spectacularly lumpy asses.
Hauled some barges in my day, indeed.
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Another Clinton post.
RACIST!!!
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Anyone else frightened to ask what inspired this post?
Sorry to derail, but this is so damn funny everyone must see it. I promise you won’t be disappointed.
http://maddox.xmission.com/
You hurt my feelings, Mike.
I knew you’d spent some time in Albany. Now here’s the proof.
Port sores? Huh? And just what exactly are these people going on about? Lap-bands?
THAT’s good to know.
Mike – followed that page to here – it IS pretty funny…
That’s funny. I always end up with starboard sores.
I went to the Titans-Bills game last year, and let me tell you guys…..buffalo is a dump. 15 miles is not far enough from the erie canal for me.
And sal is like a total bitch.
Use your other hand.
And me? I’ve been everywhere, man.
Low bridge! Everybody down!
Ooops, sorry. That was just Rosie O’Donnell walking by.
Cut me some slack, willya? It’s not like she isn’t a dead ringer for the GW, at least when you take into account girth, ability to block out the sun over an extensive acreage, and IQ.
I’m trying to figure out if Jeff is moonlighting as the mule named Sal, then someone had to mention Rosie O’Donnell. Now I’m conflicted. Which is still better than what Jeff caught.
At least we now know just how well Jeff knows “his neighbors and pals”.
I loaded sixteen tons, and what did I get? Another day older and deeper in debt.
Stupid company store.
Breaking: That hot Christina Aguilera video is back up on YouTube–for who knows how long?
I think this is where Mark8g (the Skullcracking Scourge of PW) comes in to mock us gullible wingnuts for thinking that Jeff has actually worked on the Erie Canal.
Or that Leif Garrett has, one or the other…
I dunno Percy. Markv8g whatever seems to be more of a nutcracker. Besides, the Erie Canal was an obvious failure; no exit strategy or conditions of victory. The forces involved simply went back and forth, but never really held the whole thing at one time. And can we prove that Sal/Jeff wasn’t exploited or bored? Did the Lancet ever poll him for his opinion? I know that they polled the canal boats. (no need to thank me for that last one).
I think they took his Social Security number and extrapolated casualties from that.
As long as they didn’t pole them, because I understand removing the splinters from that is excruciating.
I heard that they floated that idea, but the boats woodn’t stand for it.
Got a tramp steamer, my ship’s named Hal,
Got a cargo of sodas, they are lo-cal…
See, there you go again with the insane Clinton-hatred. The linkage here is quite obvious. The governor of New York at the time the Canal was dug, was Dewitt Clinton.
Goddamitall, can’t you people give it a rest about the Clintons? Isn’t it enough that you hounded Bill Clinton into an early grave?
And don’t even mention the friggin’ Panama Canal, because that was directed by Teddy Roosevelt, who was the cousin of Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who was friends with Joe Kennedy, whose son Teddy supported Bill Clinton…
And once again it’s all about the Clintons with you sick panty sniffing freaks. I’ve about had it with you.
/s
Georg Stiffyupalass
Damn, somebody placed the funny bar way high on this thread.
Good stuff.
Yes, but they can be avoided by polishing your pole frequently..
Excuse me – where do you want this lumber, coal, and hay?