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Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the “alleged” confession by USS Cole attacker Walid Mohammad bin Attash

Garrett:  “You think he was like, coerced?  Because word on the street is, the shit they’re shooting dudes up with down at Guantanamo to get them to cop to crimes puts the finest grade heroin in the world to shame.  Which raises the question: were one hypothetically interested in becoming a hypothetical terrorist, where might one go to, you know—hypothetically sign up?

“And don’t tell me one of those Islamic centers, either.  Because a bandana I can do, but a full on headwrap?—makes me look pudgy.  Besides, I hate the smell of feet.  I am fine with, say, the stock room at a Panda Express at Sherman Oaks Galleria, though.  If that’s cool for them.”*

6 Replies to “Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the “alleged” confession by USS Cole attacker Walid Mohammad bin Attash”

  1. Sticky B says:

    Actually the arrest photos of Leif and Walid look like the same dude. Has anyone ever seen both of them together at the same time?

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Oh, well the internet is full of hypothetical terrorists.

  3. Rosie O'Donnell says:

    Terrorists are hypothetically people too!

  4. Rosie O'Donnell says:

    Or allegedly people too!

    (I’m so confused)

  5. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Rosie made the cover of Mad this month.  With Trump. 

    Nice.

  6. TBinSTL says:

    Oh Leif!! Why!?!?

    Now I’ve got to take down the poster…..sigh.

    All that’s left is Mr T…..I sure hope he keeps his mouth shut on politics(unless he agrees with me, of course). I may have to dig out the Donny and Marie…..

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