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Sunday Funnies [Dan Collins]

A former 911 operator was convicted Saturday of murdering her boyfriend by poisoning him with antifreeze.

Neighbors react to alleged slay-grilling

Skeletal remains of 8 people found Fla.

Prosecutors: Nurse sent ‘sick day’ e-mail from husband’s account after she killed him

Doctor describes affair with woman accused of killing, dismembering husband

Four people who were accused of brutally beating a nightclub singer and recording artist while yelling anti-gay slurs pleaded guilty Wednesday to assault charges.

23 Replies to “Sunday Funnies [Dan Collins]”

  1. N. O'Brain says:

    A former 911 operator was convicted Saturday of murdering her boyfriend by poisoning him with antifreeze.

    She must’ve been frigid.

  2. Matt, Esq. says:

    It should be pointed out that each death, both here and abroad, is the fault of George W. Bush, Death, Horseman of the Apocalypse.

    The Oracle at Pelosi confirms my susipicions.

    ps I cannot spell -that should not undercut my message.

  3. Lew Clark says:

    Your not having a real good day, are you Dan?  Come on, you can open up.  Your among friends here.

  4. Dan Collins says:

    No, I’m fine.  I was just struck, looking at the US news compiled at Yahoo at the number of atrocities there, and the predominance of dismemberment incidents.

  5. Pablo says:

    A former 911 operator was convicted Saturday of murdering her boyfriend by poisoning him with antifreeze.

    It’s interesting to note that she’s already serving a life sentence for murdering her husband by poisoning him with antifreeze, 4 years after she did the boyfriend. What a catch.

  6. alphie says:

    Well, at least we don’t force woman to wear scarves, so we still got that goin’ for us in the civilized contest.

  7. wishbone says:

    Yeah, and we don’t strap them to explosives for fun either, amoeba rectum.

    You moral relativist shit.

  8. gahrie says:

    For as good an analysis of why liberals are they way they are as I have come across, watch this. It’s long, but worth it.

    H/t Ace of Spades, via Dan Riehl

  9. friend says:

    Quagmire!

  10. Dear Quagmire Guy,

    Rehearsals start in a week and well, there are still some bits of music that aren’t quite stuck in my head yet, even though I’ve been practicing off and on for months. what should I do?

    signed,

    silly sop.

  11. Merovign says:

    If a fanatic is someone who never changes their mind and never changes the subject, what do you call someone who never changes their mind and ALWAYS changes the subject?

  12. gahrie says:

    A troll….

  13. Dan Collins says:

    Dear Maggie Katzen,

    The problem with performing music, as with all human endeavors, is that no matter how hard you strive you will never reach perfection.  Haven’t you suffered enough?  Throw in the towel.

    Yours,

    The Quagmire Guy

  14. B Moe says:

    A former 911 operator was convicted Saturday of murdering her boyfriend by poisoning him with antifreeze.

    It’s interesting to note that she’s already serving a life sentence for murdering her husband by poisoning him with antifreeze, 4 years after she did the boyfriend. What a catch.

    That is why I drive old Volkswagons.

  15. McGehee says:

    Dear Quagmire Guy:

    My life is perfect. I’m married to the most wonderful woman, have three incredible kids who are all going to be president someday, and I’m earning billions of dollars by doing what I love.

    Why does everybody hate me?

    s/Mr. Perfect

  16. Dan Collins says:

    Dear Mr. Perfect,

    For having brought 3 future presidents into the world.

    Obviously,

    The Quagmire Guy

  17. Patrick says:

    Holy crap, I knew that nurse chick in college!

    I can’t believe it, this is really freaking me out.

  18. Dan Collins says:

    Was she a wackjob then, Patrick?

  19. Patrick says:

    Yes, she was. 

    I Google her, and everything that comes up rings true.  She was (at least) two totally different people.  Nice to many, but screwing over those she was closest to.  Her original college boyfriend was a friend of mine and told me he read her diary (after she gave him crabs) and couldn’t believe it.  He said it started something like “I am such a slut” and got worse from there.  He said he didn’t know the person in the diary. 

    Needless to say, I wasn’t exactly flattered when she hit on me, nor was I even remotely tempted (though she was wicked hot).

  20. Dan Collins says:

    Well dodged.

  21. Patrick says:

    People may or not find this funny, given what she’s accused of doing: at one time she was in charge of the student employees at Rutgers’ main dining hall (Brower Commons).

    Super creepy TW: love29

  22. Joel says:

    A former 911 operator was convicted Saturday of murdering her boyfriend by poisoning him with antifreeze.

    I could very easily see my ex in that role, except that she’d use her cooking, which would have worked faster.

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