…rub a little dirt on the khaki’s, and when they ask you about the ‘surge,’ try to mock it with your ‘Eastwood eyes.’ McCain may have been a POW, but remember: YOU’VE broken bread with real-live insurgents. Hell, were Chuck Norris to cross you, you’d roll him over and bugger him like a horny koala. Now, ready? LET’S GO EAT SOME NAILS…!”*
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update: “…And wash them down with a mess of bourbon…!”*
Replacement for Anna Nicole ?
Michael who?
More of something I expect to see on CNN International.
Quarterback, Heisman winner, NFL flop, I think. No, wait, I’m thinking of Andre Ware.
Carry on.
Dude’s giving drunks everywhere a bad name. And I resent that….
If you want to read about leftist echo-chambers, how they’re built, and their results, take a little time to read this:
http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~sophal/canon.pdf
It’s about the left’s view of Cambodia between about 1975 and 1979. About how an echo chamber was formed and how the cries of the murdered in Cambodia were drowned by the howls of the American left, journalistic and academic.
The end result? Over a million Cambodians dead, with almost nary an apology.
The same Standard Total Academic View has formed about Iraq. The view is that the US has screwed it up, Iraq cannot be recovered, we’d best turn and run now, etc. Ware is just repeating the accepted line within his echo chamber.
If the US does abandon Iraq, you can be sure that some time around 2030, a graduaate student is going to do another honors thesis, with a title something like “THE SUNNI/SHI’ITE/BA’ATHIST CANON 2003 – 2009: The Standard Total Academic View on Iraq”.
In the thesis, we’ll get the details of how the left forced the US out of Iraq, how four million or so Iraqis were massacred afterwards, and the end result on Iraq. Probably something like a partition resulting in an independent Kurdistan, annexation of southern Iraq by Iran, and annexation of of western Iraq by Syria and Saudi Arabia, with Syria linking up with Iran to give Iran Mediterranean ports.
And yet again, the long-dead Chomsky, and most of his assorted acolytes, will have managed to escape any blame, despite responsibility for the whole mess.
Ho hum.
Sometimes a tool is just a tool.
Problem though , when the tools’ hammered .
Wait—your job is to come here and make us look stupid? Well, due to obvious non-performance, you’re fired.
The heckling story was bogus.
I’d say that it’s clear you don’t need me around anymore to make you look stupid, but, in fairness, I think you’ve improved recently. Maybe you’ll actually do a post about how the Drudge Ware-McCain heckling story was bogus.
The heckling story was not only bogus, it was planted by a McCain staffer (that’s who Drudge said his source was) in order to discredit Ware for telling the truth. McCain lied when he gave an overly optimistic description of security in Baghdad because he knew it wasn’t true.
Ware has even said recently that Dems who want to pull out immediately are fools if they think the situation won’t get much worse. He has a big mouth, which is another way of saying he calls things as he sees them.
Now that the smear against Ware is exposed for what it is, McCain should fire whichever staffer planted the story with Drudge. If the staffer won’t own up, Drudge should out him. I don’t believe for a second that journalists should protect their sources when the sources lie for bad reasons, and use the journalists to perpetrate a smear that will blow up in their own faces (and your face, for repeating the story).
Whatever you’ve got that’s hairy and only an Angstrom long, we really don’t need to know about it.
Goldstein doesn’t give a damn about the truth, and hasn’t since he became BFF with shitballs like Bush, Cheney, Rove, and Rumsfeld.
Maybe if Wade had been on Klonopin, Goldstein would have had some love for the dude. But probably not.
Ware? Isn’t he the fellow who admitted he’s drunk all the time while he’s in Baghdad?
He may not have heckled anyone, but, damn, that kid should be covering the dog catcher race in East Bumfuck, KY.
Looks like McCain was right about things getting better in Iraq. Take that, Michael Ware!
Oooohh! You mare!
Or should that be doe?
I’ve traded in the Klonopin for single malt.
And I knew Rabbit Angstrom, sir. And you, sir, wouldn’t get within ten feet of Ruth’s pooter.
what a harpy